My irritated drunken thread

While I wait for my newbie to get to my room I have been perusing the powder room etc and my biggest question is for the guys........


WHY DO YOU SPEND MONEY ON ILLITERATES?


I mean srsly.

Eye halve wundered taht mieself a fue thymes Silly

While I wait for my newbie to get to my room I have been perusing the powder room etc and my biggest question is for the guys........


WHY DO YOU SPEND MONEY ON ILLITERATES?


I mean srsly. Originally Posted by SillyGirl

IDK as I'm newbie lol

I believe, in my educated opinion -- and this is just an opinion, not anything supported by empirical evidence -- that there is a reason why guys spend money on illiterates. This belief of mine will not be published in any scientific journal, nor has a statistician performed any analysis of the non-existent data. There is no consensus among scientific experts or great minds in the fields of philosophy, sociology, logic, or neurophysiology.

The reason that guys spend money on illiterates is that they will fuck anything with a pussy.

(The statement presented above is simply a conjecture and is not necessarily the belief of the author of this post, the management of ECCIE Worldwide, the government of the state of Kansas, or the Federal Bureau of Land Management.)

Well, to be honest Sillygirl, some guys pay for just the "companionship", and some guys just wanna ph*ck....regardless of how much of an idiot she is. And those guys that just wanna ph*ck could really care less whether or not she's a good conversationalist or whether or not she even knows what state she's in at the time. As long as she looks good, has the right attitude, and is "extremely open minded", then he's good to go.

I figured i'd just give this answer instead of saying "Because he's a guy just being a guy".

Eye halve wundered taht mieself a fue thymes Silly Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

I love you sooooooooo big!

Questor, as per usual you crack me up.

Oh sillygirl. Lol. The real question is why do guys do half the stuff they do. No one knows. Even guys

WHY DO YOU SPEND MONEY ON ILLITERATES?

Originally Posted by SillyGirl

My little head can't spell either, and when he's in charge it just doesn't matter

Need I say more??

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Need I say more?? Originally Posted by Omahan

Ah yes, Candy from Two and Half Men. I remember her well.

Omahan, You hit the mark exactly! When something like that walks by there is no blood left in the big head to even think straight. But then again I wouldn't want to sit across the breakfast table from her for the rest of my life either.

She's illiterate? She said she was only doing this to work her way through nursing school....

Need I say more??

Attachment 29329 Originally Posted by Omahan

This is my favorite episode ever of that show. It is sooooo true!

Watched it last nite.
LOL