The way the Cardinals continue to beat the competition without Pujols or Gibson or Marty Marion is a violation of the...well, I don't know, but it should be some sort of assualt and battery charge on the National League.
I spent two weeks on a civil jury in NYC years ago. They paid like a buck a day for my time, but at least I still have the "Jury Duty" button.
Over the last half century I've marched my dumbass down to the courthouse no fewer than 3 dozen times and wasted no less than 288 hours answering jury call and never once made it past voir dire...
I mentioned this to a judge I know and he chuckled and told me I was obviously an unsatisfactory juror. I thanked him for the compliment.