After fighting traffic, hard to find parking spaces, long lines, and customer service challenged sales peeps, it is finally over. The offspring have their new shit. And i'm done shopping and walking around with a concealed hard-on from the young milfs at all the malls. I swear I imagined providers walking around taking advantage of the tax free weekend. Do y'all even exist in public? lol. Anyways. I'm done. Pat me on the back. Tickle me in the taint. And DT me balls deep... Was I the only one out there this weekend?
Cheers.