Incomplete Emails...

I will be ignoring all emails that I receive without the following information: SCREENING INFORMATION! 2 SOLID references, where you seen me, your contact info, your member handles and your name. Plus I would need the date you would like to see me.

>> If we've never met or you've not been verified by me--an email containing these FOLLOWING comments---WILL BE ignored. >>

Hi, I'd like to see you today.
Hi, are you available at lunch?
Hi, I'd like to schedule something for this evening.
Hi, I found you on erotic monkey ( FUCK THEM)
Hi, I seen your ad on P411 (cool then contact me there please)
Hi, I read your reviews... ( obviously not too hard to do these days)
Hi, are you working? (No I'm reading emails from dumb turds such as yourself)
Hi, can you meet me for drinks? (Sorry, I gotta pay my bills with money)
Hi, you're hot. ( my favorite pick me up email)
Hi, I've seen lariyah, Ellie, Taylor... ( sorry I don't accept pimped out ho's as references)
Hi, I've seen ____ ____ ( sorry I don't accept strung out bitches as references)

You get my point! These are only a few examples, I've received all sorts though. If your email sounds ANYTHING like these that I've listed, please do not waste your time or mine emailing me. I will simply ignore and not feel bad.

Follow procedure and I DO answer all my emails in a timely manner. I'm not asking much here guys.

Thanks!

I will be ignoring all emails that I receive without the following information:

(the next 237 words snipped....yes... over 200)

I'm not asking much here guys.

Thanks! Originally Posted by Gemma34

Feel free to submit your own list of requirements to Gemma. She might also demand a pint of blood.




If you missed the joke... see the bold type.

btw... I used the word count feature in WORD for this joke... that's my disclaimer... I quit putting those up!

I will be ignoring all emails that I receive without the following information: SCREENING INFORMATION! 2 SOLID references, where you seen me, your contact info, your member handles and your name. Plus I would need the date you would like to see me.

>> If we've never met or you've not been verified by me--an email containing these FOLLOWING comments---WILL BE ignored. >>

Hi, I'd like to see you today.
Hi, are you available at lunch?
Hi, I'd like to schedule something for this evening.
Hi, I found you on erotic monkey ( FUCK THEM)
Hi, I seen your ad on P411 (cool then contact me there please)
Hi, I read your reviews... ( obviously not too hard to do these days)
Hi, are you working? (No I'm reading emails from dumb turds such as yourself)
Hi, can you meet me for drinks? (Sorry, I gotta pay my bills with money)
Hi, you're hot. ( my favorite pick me up email)
Hi, I've seen lariyah, Ellie, Taylor... ( sorry I don't accept pimped out ho's as references)
Hi, I've seen ____ ____ ( sorry I don't accept strung out bitches as references)

You get my point! These are only a few examples, I've received all sorts though. If your email sounds ANYTHING like these that I've listed, please do not waste your time or mine emailing me. I will simply ignore and not feel bad.

Follow procedure and I DO answer all my emails in a timely manner. I'm not asking much here guys.

Thanks! Originally Posted by Gemma34

Is that the comprehensive list? .... 'cuz I was just gonna ask... for some titty pics....

I guess that's why I'd rather call a provider and set something up that way. Seems to be less of a hassle.

Is that the comprehensive list? .... 'cuz I was just gonna ask... for some titty pics....
Originally Posted by zeejoe

Dead!!! LMAO