Craziest Saturday ever !!! I may burn in Hell..For what I did !!!

Ok... I wanted to give you All a little laugh today . I had 3 clients on Saturday ... that's not the shocker !! First guy was rude....but quick ....I got what I wanted . He got what he wanted!
Second guy . Now here's the fun part ... He booked me almost 2 weeks ago . 33 year old Semi - or fairly..attractive SWM. VIRGIN . YES . VIRGIN . NOT MENTALLY CHALLENGED...IF YOU WERE WONDERING . NOT GAY. NOT PSYCHOTIC. NOT ON DRUGS . . . NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM ....JUST REALLY SHY.... RAISED IN AN EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS HOUSEHOLD ....HE TRIED. VERY HARD TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE. . (THEN COULDNT...FIND A WIFE.... HE WANTED..YET) . . AND I RESPECT THAT A LOT . THE SESSION WAS 5- 6 HOURS LONG ....STEAK.
DINNER DATE ...SWANKY HOTEL ...HOURS OF FUN AND PLEASURE.... His first blow job..yes really !!! & His first pussy!!! Fun !!! Fun !!!! Fun !!! I gave him everything I had ..( minus Bdsm) .. I can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose if I had to! ... He had a very interesting smile on his face - after the first 15 min in the hotel ...I think he still had the same smile on his face 4 hours later when we left . (because I was slightly concerned).. I really need to start keeping Gatorade.... on hand . Chilled!!!!!...(not kidding) . . He was a happy camper . Very ! Happy !!!!! 3rd guy later ...My place . A trucker client friend ...very Redneck . Very funny . 31 years old. Married. He hauls cows...For a living . . He had never never Spanked a girl before ... With his hand . Or a riding crop . I asked him if he wanted to try it . He did both !!!! ... (GREAT DOGGY SESSION × 2) wowwwwwwzerrr!!!!!!! He's 6'4" size 14 wide shoe!!!!!
I THINK I ENJOYED IT..... MUCH MORE Than I was supposed to !!!! Lol !!!! I corrupted... 2 men !!!! What if I gave the Virgin- P.T.S.D. ????? WHAT HAVE I DONE ???? LOL! !!!! ! ... Am I GOING TO HELL when I die ??? Cause it's kinda hot in here now !!!! I went to church this morning -and I'm surprised the whole building didn't explode in flames as I entered the door . . . Oh Dear . Naughty ... Laughing ..... And feeling guilty as Hell. I think I'm actually Tooooo.... Naughty !!!!! (Anyone still think I'm not Legit???) Lol .
You are a good writer. You should start a blog. I'd read it!
I keep a journal of my most crazy days for my entertainment and hopefully a book, one day. No names or identities or anything.

I asked my real world lover to spank me once. I think he needs therapy now. Seriously. It really bothered him! I will NEVER forget the look on his face.

I also took a guy's virginity once. I had no idea. He didn't tell me until we were already, ahem, into our time together. That is one session I wish I could take back. I just don't feel right about it, but if it made him happy.. so be it. He was in his late 20's.

Once, I had a guy ask me for a covered bj. I was like Ummm hell to the nah'. That's just a fucking waste of a session, so I corrupted his ass errrrr his cock, rather.

The funniest stories I have were of the time period when I shared an Incall with Natalie Reign and another lady.

I got a bdsm and a gfe session mixed up once. Shit. You should have seen the look on the gfe guys' s face after I told him to strip and started inspecting his man parts and ordering him around. Slapping him with my crop.

I'll never. ever. forget. that. Nor will he!!! He finally said something. I was soooo embarrassed; I don't even remember if I could compose myself after that.

A St.Andrews cross was delivered to the incall and Natalie had a session going, but her guy was running over time. I just politely knocked and told them to be quiet, so I could trade this guy for the cross. Lol. But i knew neither of them minded. Actually, I was in a panic and they were stuck in there until I finished in the other room. Lol


Those two that were in session ended up dating. I think they may be married by now. Who knows.

I still shutter to to think about the cannibal fetish guy. It's still very hard to talk about. I threw up after session and had to phone a friend. I'm still not over it. Never again will I give a guy a fucking massage on the kitchen counter.

I thought it was weird but whatever. I had no issue until I'm oiling this guy down and he starts to talk about Hansen & Gretal. Then it occurred to me that I was not doing a massage. I was basting a mother fucking human turkey.

One of my clients came by the other day for a quick blow n go. I was doing doubles all day that day. I told him, "come on up. She wants to watch me suck your cock."

He just laughed and came on it. I answered the door in my granny panties the first we met. I overslept. But dammit I was determined I wasn't going to miss our appointment. He's one of my favorite clients. We are just cool like that.

Oh the funny stories we must all have!!! If it weren't for airing on the side of discretion, I'd tell more "and one time and band camp stories."

Oh yes and the time my dad called for a minor emergency while I was in the middle of a domination session. I had a humiliation sissification client. So I just picked up the phone and started chatting away. My dad said, "Omg. I bet his wife would be so pissed. Not pissed that's he is seeing you. Pissed that he's paying you to do chores she can't get him to do at home."

Just to elaborate... My dad thinks it's totally amusing that I am a dominatrix. He even gives me torture tips from Vietnam. Sick. I know. Sick. Lol. He doesn't know about the other stuff though. I plan to keep it that way.

Wow. I'm chatty. Sorry. Your story inspired me to write a little!!! Thanks for sharing and reading!!!
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hmmm..
natalie reign, was that the bubble gum in the hair?
Gum in my pussy? No that was BCS and BSC. Lol.
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Wow!
I took a coupe kids virginity before they went overseas when I was still in Killeen.... those poor 18 year old babies..... I put it on em..... lol
Those are great stories and comments !!!! thank u!!! All of you !!! I'm coming to Killeen on Friday .... so ...All those men everywhere . Plus . . add me . Things will get very interesting!!!!!! I will..come home with stories . !!! I hope I live !!! wink . Wink ....... Lol ....... I'm so - Naughty . But so much fun. . Love yall.... Jill .
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