Dingleberries

Had my first dingleberry experience. I asked him to leave my home. The client with the dingleberry, that is.

Those who know me, know I'm actually a pretty nice lady. Obsessively clean too! However, niceness was gone when this happened to me. This was not an old old man so no excuses! What?! Did he jump straight off the toilet to come see me??

Needless to say, I do not feel bad asking him to leave. Thank GAWD my Super-Calibrated eye caught sight of that dingleberry!! I would have just fucking died had I got my head that far down there to catch wind of it! Not kidding.

So, please guys, please shower after you dump. Ima be down there--in every which way so I expect it to be dingleberry free!! And , NO! You cannot shower at my house. Hell naw--won't be dingleberries floating down my tub drain. Shower is available to those who may need to freshen up-not wipe their ass!!

Thank you for your specific attention to this matter! Not sure why it needs to be addressed, (as we are ALL GROWN-ups and should know how to wipe out butts by now) but let's humor my awful experience with a reminder thread about nasty dingleberries.

Gem

yeah ...thats a deal killer for me as well.
I get south there and see any kind of berryish type items...Im out

good call!

OMG... hell to the nah!! Exact reason I DON'T do rimming. Did it a couple times and then had a Extremely HAIRY guy try to smother my face in his ass. Check please!! ������������������������

LMAO. I loved your post. Would you care estimating dimensions? And BTW... I have never figured out how women can wear those thong panties... if a man wore them they would look like brown rope by noon!

Don't blame ya, that's flat out nasty!!

I don't know why we have to discuss it either. Ewwwww... Any kind of heavy gas or taking a crap prior to a meeting, require a jump back in the shower and not just letting the water run over you, but an actual washing with soap and a good rinse. (coming from the girl who had skidmarks left on her bad) I am forever scarred as I am sure Gemma is.

wow. just wow
I provide nice, soft, wet baby wipes and appreciate it when the guy uses them before getting naked
I always use several of them on myself immediately before coming to bed
just common sense stuff

I saw the thread title and thought, "DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON IT! IT'S GONNA BE DISGUSTING!" And yet.....here I am.

Prostate play. Off. My. List.

Poop under fingernail.

Gemma. I empathize.

There's nothing sexy or erotic about poop anywhere and then the awkwardness and embarrassment that follows. Sigh.

Just. Don't. Do. It.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF1_XatUyU0

I literally have no words.....omg

Damn you are picky ,Is wiping my dick on the drapes not allowed either?

thats one reason I like giving my guys a bubblebath before we play...lol

I too have been a victim of skid marked bed sheets etc... totally not cool... one time I even took a picture and sent it to the guy after he left. He was a bigger guy, I thought I smell something but I wasn't sure and sure enough when he got up.... it was TERRIBLE, like he never even wiped! Better yet like he shit himself and never touched it! Then had asked me to get him a towel and when I returned I didn't see anything (he moved the sheet so I couldn't see it) and left the lovely surprise just for me! Shit I'm sure he was embarrassed but HELLLLLLLLLLLO you don't know how to wipe??? You don't know how to shower?? Now when in doubt. I gladly offer a shower!! No I really don't want every Dick and Tom in my tub but at the same time bleach was made for a reason and I keep a bottle of bleach cleaning spray right next to the tub ! Rather be safe than sorry!