Hey! Does anyone have a single action hand pump yogurt howitzer they can loan me for an hour???

Miss Valentina's Avatar
Asking for a friend. (points to Notorious V.A.G.)
Bob McV's Avatar
haha! I'd loan ya mine, but it can be a bit tricky to use.
michaelbolton's Avatar
sorry, mine's double action
Miss Valentina's Avatar
How 'bout a sway backed blue veined double barrel throbber.

Anyone?
knotty man's Avatar
was cleaning mine this morning and it went off
at my age it takes me almost 24 hrs to reload it
michaelbolton's Avatar
was cleaning mine this morning and it went off
at my age it takes me almost 24 hrs to reload it Originally Posted by knotty man

This is awesome!!!
Shuttleman's Avatar
LOL!
Shuttleman's Avatar
I'd loan you mine but I'm saving my ammo for a weekend safari.
Miss Valentina's Avatar
Aww shucks!!!
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  • Toyz
  • 08-21-2015, 02:08 PM
I would but mine is registered to me only as a friendly assault weapon. There are strict penalties if it's caught discharging in the wrong hands.

This happened to a mandle friend of mine who.loaned his out. She was shooting it off with no regard for anyone's safety. Several had their vision affected by errant explosions. An aquaitance of mine had his chihuahua killed by one such blast. (Pathetically delicate little creatures).
Shuttleman's Avatar
Aww shucks!!! Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
MV, you are a hoot!
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BigDirkThrusting's Avatar
dual turbo powered chrome steel cybernetic lube injector available for rent. 240/hr, 160/hhr, 80/15min. screening required before renting.
^ he upcharges for the vibration option.
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Ah gots a semiauto chok'lit fudge shotgun yew kin use. But watch out. It's got a hair trigger.