Bedtime storiez. Twats The Night Befo Schoo. Fuzzy Pink Twaco's

So these two bitches REALLY wanted to work. But the Sex God's said nah. Nah Dix fo you two tonight. We wuz all cleaned up. We wuz ready to suck yo dick. We had some callz earlier, but now these new dudes are saying, "nah we gotz schoo fo da cherdrins tomorrow. Sooooo. We decided fuck it aye. Let's go the greyhound. We asked Pedro if he wanted sum pinocha, but he said he was running for office.VOTE FOR PEDRO. He told us he was coming for the choncha later.

Le Sigh. Time to step our game. So Lavern & Shirly two wayward hoogers, down to fuck, traveled to the vagina triangle. There's gotta be some action here we say. We notice some amps, and say why not!! We decide to proposition some clients outside of the amps, hoping for some beeg cawk. But mamasan came running out..... no beeg cawks fo you. Both of you devil whores! Shoo.

Down the hooger highway we go. Frolicking, hand in hand. We decide to take a stroll down to Burton. Bravely, Lavern challenges one- eyed Ashley's bus stop corner. Her partner, Tranny Travontey had her head covered up with a blanket and she was spread wide open. Travontey had for the taking tattooed on her ass Ashley yelled. "You bitches get off my corner. We were no match these two.

Finally we ended up at some twcao place...the fuzzy pink taco. Shirley ' s in the bathroom writing her and Lavern ' s number on the bathroom stahl. 8675309 call for a good time, it read. Lavern has had one too many floaters and now eating pink twaco's. My pink twaco. I'm thinking wait till I get this bitch back to the flower shop, so I can fuck her with my glow in the dark teal and marroon striped strap on. Ooohhh yeah. Then I'm a take my girl to the drive thru for a $2.00 double baconator. Cuz that's the kinda hoe I am.

Night night.
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  • Toyz
  • 08-23-2015, 10:58 PM
[QUOTE=Scarlett De Rossi;1057104162]

. Bravely, Lavern challenges one- eyed Ashley's bus stop corner.

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That's no challenge, just stay on the skull hole side & she'll never know you are there.
Fuck. My. Life. We did not think about that. Yo' Assley move bitch get outta tha way.
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LOL!
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Shoulda' called.

We had a freaking blast!



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  • Toyz
  • 08-24-2015, 07:24 AM
Fuck. My. Life. We did not think about that. Yo' Assley move bitch get outta tha way. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi
You should offer to do doubles with her, she is the only Austin Hoogar that is 4-hole-friendly.
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You should offer to do doubles with her, she the only Austin Hoogar that is 4-hole-friendly. Originally Posted by Toyz
I see an "upcharge" coming with that!

IB
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  • Toyz
  • 08-24-2015, 08:28 AM
I see an "upcharge" coming with that!

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly
Well if they market it correctly it certainly can be! I see something like a +1 concept. "Our fall special includes the standard two hole access with your choice of an extra hole for $37.50! "Or you can opt into our unlimited 4 hole access for a weekly in advance payment of $37.50"!!

Rossi & Ashley-we've got our eye on you!
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Shirley ' s in the bathroom writing her and Lavern ' s number on the bathroom stahl. 8675309 call for a good time, it read. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi
Outing Jenny like that?! for shame!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo
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ooohhhh bacon, yummmm!
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Ah Miss Scarlet - not just the best T and A in town but the funniest hoogar too. It almost isn't fair to the other ladies.