Chris Rock on the false left-right paradigm

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Chris Rock nails it in this short clip.

Liberal & Conservative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIA4_...layer_embedded

This is another Chris Rock Classic
How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
  • helen
  • 12-26-2010, 12:04 AM
this is one of my favorites, chris rock on marriage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U1QJpJ1ULA
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I love THIS!
Haha, I love Chris Rock, he's hilarious!

One of my favorites by him is saying how women have platonic friends and he says "Men, we don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked YET. If she considers you a friend, it means you screwed up somewhere along the way, and wound up in the friend zone."

He also does a piece about strippers which I thought was funny.
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Haha, I love Chris Rock, he's hilarious!

One of my favorites by him is saying how women have platonic friends and he says "Men, we don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked YET. If she considers you a friend, it means you screwed up somewhere along the way, and wound up in the friend zone."

He also does a piece about strippers which I thought was funny. Originally Posted by itsmejessicalee
rotfl!! Too funny! Do you have that clip? I heart him!
ok I CAN'T BELIEVE this hasn't been put on here yet, because according to Chris Rock there is NO SEX in the champagne room!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU
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That is too funny!!
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He goes in all the time. I love him.
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lol
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I liked the POLICE video.
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How about Pablo Fransisco as the Movie Man
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPBvFXf9Q2U