Fantasy Fucking

I'm bored so here goes
Fantasy football is for pussies.
Fantasy Fucking is what all the cool kids are playing.

Feel free to add as you see fit

I think we should include this in the "NSFA" !!!

Standards!!

DATY- has to be points for daty. Last time I had a session without daty I left unsatisfied. Nice tight pussy but without a taste I could have fucked all night and still left with a frown on. Kind of glad it happened, now I know how much I like it.
MEGA SESSION- Kind of like a triple word score in scrabble. How about MSOG, BBBJ, MPFS, a wonderful demeanor, and she wasn't even ugly, all for 200 bucks. That should be worth 500 points. It happpened, too bad it happened in Idaho.
BP EXCEPTION- I agree with excluding BP girls but if you have ever won the lottery that should be worth something just for the adrenaline rush. Carissa comes to mind.
BAT SHIT CRAZY- Has to be points deducted for those "providers" that won't shut their fucking mouths. Every minute they ramble = x points deducted.

Thanks livn, finally a post that doesn't include an alert or a cat fight.

DATY- has to be points for daty Originally Posted by les123

How the fuck did I miss that

Well, for me at least, it turns something very mechanical and methodical into something very real. I love pleasing a provider but it is equally frustrating knowing I have failed. I also realize some ladies just can't relax and let it happen with a stranger.

Or some of us have ruined our selfs with toys like the bullet, so now it's harder to come when you're being ate out. But I know I love it when I guy does make me cum

Or some of us have ruined our selfs with toys like the bullet, so now it's harder to come when you're being ate out. But I know I love it when I guy does make me cum Originally Posted by shayla84

Oh Shayla, I so much enjoy a challenge. You and me, the first person to make the other come is winner, no wait, is happy enjoying the moment.

My tongue vs your bbbj skills. The winner gets 15 mins of the others undivided attention in the manner they choose. Shake!

Oh Shayla, I so much enjoy a challenge. You and me, the first person to make the other come is winner, no wait, is happy enjoying the moment.

My tongue vs your bbbj skills. The winner gets 15 mins of the others undivided attention in the manner they choose. Shake! Originally Posted by finman56

pics or it did not happen!

pics or it did not happen! Originally Posted by DallasRain

well hell MissDee, I will let you take the pics and then you can join in. Same deal. In fact I would watch you and Shayla together, and then console the loser with my tongue. lol

well hell MissDee, I will let you take the pics and then you can join in. Same deal. In fact I would watch you and Shayla together, and then console the loser with my tongue. lol Originally Posted by finman56

Livin babe...every time we do it,its like a new fantasy baby!!!!!!!

Livin babe...every time we do it,its like a new fantasy baby!!!!!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Huh????

Don't forget deductions for haggling a lady's rates!

And deductions for ladies who just "dial it in". (No, not you A.D.....I know you bring the lovin).

lol "dial it in"....thats funny but sad!