Hi, gentlemen. I just posted an ad in the Weekend Line-Up introducing my new weekly special to begin today and continue every Friday for the rest of the year. All you hard working guys deserve some pampering when the work week is done, but you shouldn't have to break the bank to do it! So come see me on Friday's for literally 1/2 off my normal rates during the week!
But I need your help! I can't think of good, witty name for this new discount. So lets make this a contest. And a contest has to have a prize! How about the gentleman who comes up with the final name can take advantage of this discount any day if the week for the rest of your hobbying days (or mine! Lol.) Let the games begin!