For The Ladies- Manscaping?

Oralist's Avatar
So, gals, how do you prefer your manscaping, Civie or Hobbyist?

1. Shaved bare and smooth?
2. #0 or #1 clippers. Almost bare, but still smooth?
3. #2 or #3 clippers. Longer, but still trimmed?
4. A natural jungle, as nature intended?
I actually post this in my showcase....

~JUST A THOUGHT~
If you men luv ladies to suck on your ball sack....then shave them.
If you want more of a DT action going....make sure you shave or have a nice clean trim.
Enjoy your anus licked over and over, make sure you are clean and ready.

The way to an AMAZING time with a Provider that you have chosen to spend time with ALL depends on how well you take care of yourself. That will be the difference between CHEMISTRY ROCKS YOUR SOCKS OFF, or AN AWARD WINNING ACTRESS that is watching the clock.
#1 please
tbone77494's Avatar
Chicks dig silky balls...everyone knows that.
N.M.'s Avatar
  • N.M.
  • 09-24-2015, 09:31 AM
#1 for sure
Silly question from the OP....I doubt highly there is any provider out there that would say..

"Ohhh yeah baby I love a tard that arrives and has a 1970's rats nest in his pants so thick that it makes his small dick look even smaller and I need a machete to make my way through it...and love to gargle on balls so hairy that I can floss my teeth after I'm done"...

But hey who knows this place seems to be filling up with some real class acts over the past year so anything is possible...
citizen44's Avatar
Yeah but on L2P TUMA reference, clean is obvious, but what is "ready"?

Do you tards a actually shave around your asshole? I can't imagine how irritating that would be with 3 day stubble, not to mention I haven't been that flexible in 20 years.

That's why I've never inflicted a poor lady with a TUMA request. I ain't shaving that far back, and hair retains too much oil and such to make her do that.
Sexy Katrina's Avatar
I prefer that my men (clients and real world) keep that area trimmed. I guess I would go with numbers 1 or 3.

One big thing is to make sure you don't cut or nick yourself down there. That would ruin the session.
N.M.'s Avatar
  • N.M.
  • 09-24-2015, 10:34 AM
Reading it again...

#1 will be the ideal

I can work with #2 and even #3 (although not too crazy about it)
But please AVOID being #4

+1 on the silky balls
So, gals, how do you prefer your manscaping, Civie or Hobbyist?

1. Shaved bare and smooth?
2. #0 or #1 clippers. Almost bare, but still smooth?
3. #2 or #3 clippers. Longer, but still trimmed?
4. A natural jungle, as nature intended? Originally Posted by Oralist
#1 or #2

Hell no to #3 lol
Oralist's Avatar
I am a #1 guy myself, but most of the guys in porn are #2 or 3. Just curious what the gals prefer.
boardman's Avatar
Silly question from the OP....I doubt highly there is any provider out there that would say..

"Ohhh yeah baby I love a tard that arrives and has a 1970's rats nest in his pants so thick that it makes his small dick look even smaller and I need a machete to make my way through it...and love to gargle on balls so hairy that I can floss my teeth after I'm done"...
Originally Posted by SNL9933

You've thought about this a little too much, haven't you?
Oralist's Avatar
I prefer that my men (clients and real world) keep that area trimmed. I guess I would go with numbers 1 or 3.

One big thing is to make sure you don't cut or nick yourself down there. That would ruin the session. Originally Posted by Sexy Katrina
The first time I trimmed up, I used sharp barber scissors and whacked myself real good. Had to wear a bandaid on the head for a week!

Now, razor only.
You've thought about this a little too much, haven't you? Originally Posted by boardman
Bman...you sure as shit really read into things don't ya? It's meant to be funny but run with it if you want...
Yeah but on L2P TUMA reference, clean is obvious, but what is "ready"? Originally Posted by citizen44
Ready is for.....Your A game
Ready for a great time!