who me?

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Why is it when I ask someone a question, in the middle of a conversation and they respond WHO ME?
and I give a smart ass answer,
IM THE ASSHOLE?
example

So what do you think of the "team"'s chances?
person--Oh I think they are pretty good
are you going to a game this year?
person--WHO ME???
no, your mama
person-Ur an asshole
Not sure, but I would have to agree with this persons final assessment of you in said example.
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Not sure, but I would have to agree with this persons final assessment of you in said example. Originally Posted by Saintliest
why?
in this example was there really any question who I was asking about?
are you going to a game this year?

No not really
so when I get back a retarded/snarky answer as in:
person--WHO ME???

I do make jokes
"no, your mama"

sorry but your assessment has no logical outcome, seems to be purely emotional
Sounds like maybe they're uncomfortable or don't really want to talk
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Why is it when I ask someone a question, in the middle of a conversation and they respond WHO ME?
and I give a smart ass answer,
IM THE ASSHOLE?
example

So what do you think of the "team"'s chances?
person--Oh I think they are pretty good
are you going to a game this year?
person--WHO ME???
no, your mama
person-Ur an asshole Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker
Is this how you flirt?

The natural follow up to: Her: "you're an asshole" is.
Me: "no, but I lick a mean one". Try that, I think it'll really ramp up the encounter.

Then for some real fun, on anonymous board postings, overuse punctuation, to the extent you can, particularly Oxford commas, or; change tactics midstream.

Confusion also works in flirting. Keep it up! Like your style.
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Is this how you flirt?

The natural follow up to: Her: "you're an asshole" is.
Me: "no, but I lick a mean one". Try that, I think it'll really ramp up the encounter.

Then for some real fun, on anonymous board postings, overuse punctuation, to the extent you can, particularly Oxford commas, or; change tactics midstream.

Confusion also works in flirting. Keep it up! Like your style. Originally Posted by Mr. Crowley
not flirting at all;?,!
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trolls be trolling...
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trolls be trolling... Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC
yeah, you are

see, I'm following the guidelines of the forum
he Sandbox is a collection of off-topic discussions. Humorous threads, Sports talk, and a wide variety of other topics can be found here. If it's NOT hobby-related, then you're in the right place!

so no one else ever gets this response?

WHO ME?

I tend to not believe that
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yeah, you are

see, I'm following the guidelines of the forum
he Sandbox is a collection of off-topic discussions. Humorous threads, Sports talk, and a wide variety of other topics can be found here. If it's NOT hobby-related, then you're in the right place!

so no one else ever gets this response?

WHO ME?

I tend to not believe that Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker
To address your original question and this is a real observation. When a person gets called an asshole a lot and gets their shit jumped constantly - and reviewing your posts that seems to happen frequently - you have to ask what is the common denominator. Is it everybody else or is it you?

Regardless of how you are posting now, your posts from the past have gotten you labeled. That reputation is hard to shake.
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To address your original question and this is a real observation. When a person gets called an asshole a lot and gets their shit jumped constantly - and reviewing your posts that seems to happen frequently - you have to ask what is the common denominator. Is it everybody else or is it you?

Regardless of how you are posting now, your posts from the past have gotten you labeled. That reputation is hard to shake. Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC
Yeah, I do agree with you, most of the time, the problem is with the person complaining
-diets dont work for me
-I'm too nice to find a S/O
etc


being called an asshole was an exaggeration
in real life, no one calls me a asshole, well, not often
the difference between the board and real life has a lot to do with inflection/charm
I'm sure the look on my face and grin(looks) have something to do with it also

in real life, I come off as funny, and people have a real problem with figuring out if I'm serious or making a joke because I have a great poker face

so when I have the conversation I posted and I say, "NO, YOUR MAMA!"
It was easier to have the person respond"ASSHOLE"
then write how I get an exasperated sigh and the person either
-actually answers the FUCKING question
-gets confused and doesn't say anything for a while

or most commonly responds with
-
-"WHAT?"

because "what?" is the GO TO word to stall because a person isnt quick enough for a comeback and they need time to think
EVEN though intially, I was being serious about asking them a question so they could share a bit about themselves, which people love to do.


see, it was easier for me to write what I did than all that, because what I just wrote isnt the point
the point was, people are retarded and I gotta stop hanging out at the morgue

I know what you are thinking:

what?
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Well I now have the results here of the interviews and the aptitude tests that you took last week, and from them we've built up a pretty clear picture of the sort of person that you are. And I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy
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Well I now have the results here of the interviews and the aptitude tests that you took last week, and from them we've built up a pretty clear picture of the sort of person that you are. And I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy Originally Posted by bartipero
Glad those tests are all accurate, I did only fill in "C" on the answers
and the part that asked me my personal info, I picked
female
Asian
African

you know for the LOLZ
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You of all people do not need to be posting any pictures of anything that might possibly be in your kitchen.

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You of all people do not need to be posting any pictures of anything that might possibly be in your kitchen.
Originally Posted by zeejoe
no one understands this comment and the meme you posted. seems yuo found a meme you liked and then did your best to come up with a tagline for it..

seriously, try harder, or are you giving it all you got? if so, I didnt mean to disparage the weak