I know its rude to ask a lady her age, but not a man, right?
Curious how young is our youngest client and the oldest? You go, Stud!
I had an 80 year old gent in Oregon who would come in /take his glasses off/then proceed to dine at the Y for 30 minutes....never saying a word....then he would put his glassses on/lay the donation down/and say a quiet goodbye till next time!He prob had heard to old one----I kissed her tender lips, she crossed her legs and broke my glasses.
Then I had a 25 year old who fell asleep on my after he busted his nut! Originally Posted by DallasRain
Guys will lie about their age. To know how old they really are you have to measure how low their ball sack hands. It like counting rings on a tree.... Originally Posted by BigMikeinKCWell in that case it explains why im kicking mine down the hallway like soccer balls everytime I get up to go pee in the middle of the night