Dripping Ashley Is A Nut Case.

uparoundnoon's Avatar
Well I've been hobbying over 25 years and I guess as a hobbyist your nights of completely wasted evenings are never over. But I mostly stick to my regulars and it's been a while since I felt so stupid I wanted to quit the hobby. But running into women like Dripping Ashley who are so out of touch with reality makes me never forget what a stripper friend of mine told me 25 years ago "Dude normal girls don't do this."

Well she's being heavily promoted by Kuhl as the antidote to his rants about whales that provide. Well he and I have had the same tastes over a dozen years so I jumped. Many texts to her for 3 days went unanswered but a text to Kuhl and I got the hookup and the vouch and she pm'd me this morning. She heard I was OK and she would love to meet me today. Then I called and we actually spoke about noon. I told her I had to work until 7 but I would see her after that and she replied "Great see you then."

Now you have to understand this girl is a real problem to see. You have to pick her up in a very bad part of town that is more than 30 mins. from my house and then you have to get the room. Well I'm a trooper (read this as fool) and I figured maybe I would find a new ATF.

At 5:30 she texts "Hope your day is going well and I am going to make it better" . Nice.

Well here's the crazy part. At 7 I called and she didn't pick up the phone (this would happen 4 more times in the next hr. and she never answered) but she texts me "OK how much time you want' I text half hr. and she said OK but I need to pay for a room and she will take it out of fee. Fine. So I'm 15 mins into a 30 min drive and she says "I'm going to cancel because I don't feel safe about you" I text back "You said my friend vouched for me. If it's more money you want I will buy an hour AND pay for the room. She said OK and sent me her address. Then I head there and text her I am 5 mins away but if she wants to back out or doesn't feel well I can make it tomorrow". Then she texts back "No tonight is the only time I have for you hun so come on I just need a little time to get ready"

OK so I go to her location and pull into a nearby gas station to give her time. Then 20 mins later she texts "aren't you coming" I said I am on your street are you ready. Then I don't hear from her. The neighborhood is very rough with skinny street bums walking around outside. I felt like I was in a scene from The Walking Dead,

So I go to knock at the door. A dog is barking. I knock again. A child appears. "No Ashley Here"

So I left feeling stupid and bad that I scared that poor little girl. I texted Ashley I was really pissed that she sent me to the wrong address ... then I texted I was mad that she played some stupid game on me and had me drive 50 miles out of my way.

And here's the REALLY nut case part< She texted me "Maybe we can do this tommorow." Yeah it was that much fun!!! LETS DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW.
moebeedick's Avatar
Damm, that's fucked up! Sorry man! Not much advice I can give you as a newbie and you being a vet of the game so I will just say don't let it ruin your day/week!
Aghorn's Avatar
Damn that sucks my man UP, but I think someone else or more said she came with drama. I know how you roll a little more than the others and now believe it is the latter of more drama than joy.

Thanks for the feed back and sorry this happen to you bro..
Precious_b's Avatar
Maybe another intervention by Kuhl?
Wow. Totally not cool.
Bare back greek moon pie....that's what she offers on the menu.
Aghorn's Avatar
Ever get the feeling some folks are easily pleased?

SanAntonman, what is a moon pie, I mean besides that marshmallow concoction? Originally Posted by RKL

I think it is like cream pie but in the butt.. lol.
Lol, cream pie in the a-hole
Delivery guy55's Avatar
Is that where the dripping cums from ...
Kuhlarrow's Avatar
Dayummmm Bro - but cmon I'm not "heavily promoting her" she's a great rare spinner among the TacoTrucks! So when you were PM'ing me nonstop begging for her cell I asked her and she said ok to give it to you after I vouched for you. But your experience is a total 180 of what I got but it's happened to all of us long time hobbyists at one time or another! I can say she's still afraid of that ECCIE member who was "managing" her bcuz he has MULTIPLE ECCIE handles as he showed her how many but she could only confirm "Pxxxx_210" ...so although I vouched for you who knows what goes on in the minds of 18/19 yr old hooktards?!? BTW I haven't seen her anymore just get her texts but I too live 30-45mins away and I'm just too lazy to drive over there when I got regular Candy deliveries to my house...

But just to show that NOONE is immune to anything I recently had to drive to Corpus to pick up a UTR then poof she disappeared but got a paypal request on my hobby email account that I said BS to then she reappeared in SA Monday as if nothing and I waited at HEB for 2 hours with almost exact type texting but DID finally get into her Notel and just fucked her hard to get my frustrations out - just shows the journeys we go through for spinner snatch in belugaland...

NEXT....

flinde's Avatar
oh uparoundnoon, your skills are slipping. You know better than this

1. Hos often give the wrong exact address number and say they will meet you outside or on the corner. Don't know why. Mebbe a safety thing. Chime in about the address number thing if you want to gals. Mebbe Ill learn something new.

2. Where was your backup cum dump? We don't want you incapacitated by blue balls so ALWAYS have a backup cum dump when you are horned up and out and about. Let your backup gal know she is your backup but hit it now and then, tip well and take the backup out to lunch now and then so she is always ready to go.

But we won't let this one time only lapse of judgment affect your otherwise impeccable record.
21spurs's Avatar

There were enough warnings of drama. Just say no.
I am sorry u went thru that!!! Girls like that give the rest of us a bad name....don't gI've up on meeting new girls...just research the new girl first and read her reviews. ..see if there are other alerrs on her...stay safe my friend
inspector farquar's Avatar
Bare back greek moon pie....that's what she offers on the menu. Originally Posted by SanAntonman
Interesting — got a link to this menu?