Well I've been hobbying over 25 years and I guess as a hobbyist your nights of completely wasted evenings are never over. But I mostly stick to my regulars and it's been a while since I felt so stupid I wanted to quit the hobby. But running into women like Dripping Ashley who are so out of touch with reality makes me never forget what a stripper friend of mine told me 25 years ago "Dude normal girls don't do this."
Well she's being heavily promoted by Kuhl as the antidote to his rants about whales that provide. Well he and I have had the same tastes over a dozen years so I jumped. Many texts to her for 3 days went unanswered but a text to Kuhl and I got the hookup and the vouch and she pm'd me this morning. She heard I was OK and she would love to meet me today. Then I called and we actually spoke about noon. I told her I had to work until 7 but I would see her after that and she replied "Great see you then."
Now you have to understand this girl is a real problem to see. You have to pick her up in a very bad part of town that is more than 30 mins. from my house and then you have to get the room. Well I'm a trooper (read this as fool) and I figured maybe I would find a new ATF.
At 5:30 she texts "Hope your day is going well and I am going to make it better" . Nice.
Well here's the crazy part. At 7 I called and she didn't pick up the phone (this would happen 4 more times in the next hr. and she never answered) but she texts me "OK how much time you want' I text half hr. and she said OK but I need to pay for a room and she will take it out of fee. Fine. So I'm 15 mins into a 30 min drive and she says "I'm going to cancel because I don't feel safe about you" I text back "You said my friend vouched for me. If it's more money you want I will buy an hour AND pay for the room. She said OK and sent me her address. Then I head there and text her I am 5 mins away but if she wants to back out or doesn't feel well I can make it tomorrow". Then she texts back "No tonight is the only time I have for you hun so come on I just need a little time to get ready"
OK so I go to her location and pull into a nearby gas station to give her time. Then 20 mins later she texts "aren't you coming" I said I am on your street are you ready. Then I don't hear from her. The neighborhood is very rough with skinny street bums walking around outside. I felt like I was in a scene from The Walking Dead,
So I go to knock at the door. A dog is barking. I knock again. A child appears. "No Ashley Here"
So I left feeling stupid and bad that I scared that poor little girl. I texted Ashley I was really pissed that she sent me to the wrong address ... then I texted I was mad that she played some stupid game on me and had me drive 50 miles out of my way.
And here's the REALLY nut case part< She texted me "Maybe we can do this tommorow." Yeah it was that much fun!!! LETS DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW.