Notice for all hobbyists:

Incase you could not tell from my avatar and showcase, I am black. This means that unlike the majority of providers here, my skin is dark in color.

What it does not mean....

1. It does not mean I know how to dance. I don't know how to strip, twerk, make that ass clap, or hit the Quan. No I am not being an ass or lazy flatbacker when I tell you I don't know how to do these things because I truly do not and I would feel and look like an idiot shaking in the middle of the floor like Im having a seizure trying to twerk.

2.Staff Edit Please stop asking me. That is the quickest way to end up on a lot of DNS lists. I also do not know where to find pitbull puppies.

3.For some reason y'all think all large black hoes are qualified to provide Domme sessions. I am not. I am submissive. I don't want to fuck you in the ass and slap you and call you my bitch. It is supposed to be the other way around.

4. I am a hoe, not the help. That was mighty kind of you to think that since I fuck for bucks that I would like to make some extra $$$ cleaning your nasty ass bachelor pad but I don't. I suggest you call Merry Maids at 205-202-1981.

5.Practice your aim. It is COF or CIM not COMW (cum-on-my-weave)......shit!!!

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Biomed1
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There is nothing more risque and raunchy......and taboo......than cumming in a black womans hair. Most times us brothers can't even touch it.....so fuck it lol. Its my fantasy. Shoulda swallowed. If I Actually ark a large amount of cum spray long and chunky enough to make it to her hair line.....I win. We both win. It means I've been a good boy......and I saved all my energy and lquid emphasis for you.

I would offer compensation for messed up hair. But just know ladies.......it is my primary objective to mess your hair up. Lets sweat out a few weaves.
I suggest you call Merry Maids at 205-202-1981.
Originally Posted by ArisRose
Two Maids and a Mop do a better job at a more reasonable price.