What You wish your wife said

Ummm..........methinks the op has never watched American Dad.

what you wish your wife would do(if you can't read between the lines)

I hope not, she is doing the son! Lol! I never did get into that whole mother/son role play porn thing. Freaks me out...

Bring another girl over we will lick her together

Oh, just go fuck Slave!

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend, a hooker, and a wife?
A: A girlfriend says, "That's all?" A hooker says, "That's all!" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

That's a good on cm!!

I agree with that above !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's my kind of waking up

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend, a hooker, and a wife?
A: A girlfriend says, "That's all?" A hooker says, "That's all!" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Originally Posted by CoverMe