Back in my younger and dumber days i remember being able to go out on college nights make the tour of the various taverns. There we shot parties, wet t-shirt contests and various games involving shedding clothing.
Fast forward 15 years and I struggle to see any kind of those shenanigans. Bouncers are nicer, t-shirts are not wet, and drinking games are of the pat on the back variety. I'm stuck with burlesque shows and art walks. Where the hell has all the nightlife gone?
Really though, why no wet t-shirt contests?