Must know strip club etiquette

I'm pretty new to them and would like to know the unwritten rules that everyone should be aware of . I really don't wanna embarrass myself, like the equivalent of a college freshman raising their hand to be excused to go to the bathroom . Looking to make the best of the experience, i see reviews on here of people getting wayy more than i expected you can get when visiting one, how can I hint at the waitress if they do those "extra" activities without getting kicked out. And last, and recommendations on which one to go to?

The one that has the biggest withdraw amount on the inhouse ATM machine.

If you are only an infrequent customer at any single club, expect only to be a watcher not a participant, unless you are prepared to shell out big bucks and and/or get luck of the draw.

Otherwise find a club in which you are comfortable. Get to know as many of the waitstaff as possible; they are a key to finding playmates.

Dancers are very iffy. End of month, first of month they are more hungry to cover their rent.

While the best looking gals are prime targets, most of the lesser luminaries usually offer more fun.

And, if one of the lessors, more an amazon than a babe, jumps in your lap and rubs yer crotch before and then again right after lunch, as happened yesterday, if you are in the right sweet spot at the right time, the result is a trip to the back, a three dance dance card with bbbj, bls, cim nqbs twice in five minutes. I was carrying a load and none of my early morning ems, pms or texts came through. In fact, still 24 hours later CRICKETS! So total bill for lunch was t-bone 10 bucks, 5 tip and 60 for dessert. 75 samoleans vs the 200-250 anticipated. No need for searching after lunch as my appetite was totally drained.

Amazon is a known quantity, fun to play in and out (out is obviously more, but when she is ravenous, loves daty, bbbj and in doggy she wets the bed and requires lots of ass slapping!) but out is very iffy even when she has my phone.

Of course, I club lunchtime most weekdays so I get much contact. Unfortunately waitstaff turnover reduces some intel, but when staff moves elsewhere, you are able to gain that data. And, of course, some waitstaff need and very much appreciate "assistance" outside the club arena.

damn CK. thanks for the kind words of knowledge.

It is difficult to do anything in the clubs you got undercovers, and security and managers always walking around. It is better to do it outside club no distractions or have to worry about getting busted and going to jail lol.. Not worth having a solicitation on your record.

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Very true.

However ...

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Lol I worked at Rick's last night good god there were so many managers and security guys all over the place felt weird. Usually a club has one manager during the day and ne at night but dam do you really need like 8 managers lol.. I only remember one mgr name "cupcake" because it was funny

Lol I worked at Rick's last night good god there were so many managers and security guys all over the place felt weird. Usually a club has one manager during the day and ne at night but dam do you really need like 8 managers lol.. I only remember one mgr name "cupcake" because it was funny Originally Posted by mirandalee

All those managers are why the girls who work there like it. While I was getting a lap dance a Palace day dancer once told me that she LOVES her night shift at Rick's because she make the same amount of money and isn't "as deep in it".

M, thanks. I've known" Cupcake" maybe 6 years or so via multiple club iterations. He's one of those managers who greatly appreciated my spending habits. And the fact that I was generous in buying managers drinks from time to time. And in helping some of them "connect" with certain friends of mine.

Good to hear that Rick's is concerned again with "internal security."

All those managers means to me that the place realized previous "easy times" might cause license issues.

No doubt I have some previous acquaintance with some of the waitstaff and dancers now there. I'll have to return and check it out. The food menu used to be rather limited, which dulled my lunchtime appetite. But the "take-out" menu was always available whenever I looked in.

Depending on food quality (yes, the food menu!), I trail and troll from club to club place as long as at least one or two food items meet my expectation consistently. Like a pasta dish at a couple of places way east of the airport.

So, ummmm CK....you need a wingman?? I'm ready coach!! Lol!!

I'm pretty new to them and would like to know the unwritten rules that everyone should be aware of . I really don't wanna embarrass myself, like the equivalent of a college freshman raising their hand to be excused to go to the bathroom . Looking to make the best of the experience, i see reviews on here of people getting wayy more than i expected you can get when visiting one, how can I hint at the waitress if they do those "extra" activities without getting kicked out. And last, and recommendations on which one to go to? Originally Posted by NoWayJose

In my experience you have got to invest time and $$ to become known and trusted before you can expect to consistently find "extras". At the right club it can be well worth the effort if you plan to play there regularly.

I love the fact there are a lot of managers and security you never know what can happen in the club. Cupcake is cool as hell great attitude, I love working at Rick's...

It is difficult to do anything in the clubs you got undercovers, and security and managers always walking around. It is better to do it outside club no distractions or have to worry about getting busted and going to jail lol.. Not worth having a solicitation on your record. Originally Posted by mirandalee

Sound advice!! Yes you can play in the clubs but OTC is a 1000 times better... I view ITC as a quick fix like maybe I'm just driving down and decide "hey I wanta bj" in and out in 30 minutes how can it get any better. No scheduling etc etc

Lol if you think you can play at Ricks go ahead .. just worked there last night it sucked they only had 6 dancers and barely any customers wonder what is going on. Guess I'm gonna head to Austin lol.. It is hard to play in clubs now a days.. I rather be safe then catch a charge.. or...

Just as everything for dude at a club is "iffy," the same true for dancers.

So while a Saturday night sucks at one place, quite likely business was hopping at a couple other hot spots.

Issue in San Antonio is there are simply way too many clubs and not enough clubbers at any given moment.

Plus no doubt Saturday's weather issues (or fear of them) may have significantly impacted business.

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T30, thanks for the offer. But wingman positions are currently filled.

Winglady positions always open, of course, and the WLs frequently drop in at lunchtimes.