Excuses to "Get Away" to play.

nutinmuch's Avatar
What are some excuses guys can use to get away from their possessive SO for some "fun times"? I do the golf and fishing trip excuse but my SO thinks I like to "fish" way too much! lol Both gentlemen and ladies can help me with your ideas.
yogi692's Avatar
just move to another state...away from her...it has worked for me.
tim_29m's Avatar
After the military life, my second job has led me to sales...since I have alot of "appointments" that can take all day, I don't have many problems with my SO....thank goodness!!
pickupkid's Avatar
Well there's tennis and car trouble
Going to the gym works for some people. It is the right time of year to start working out.

"Hon...I am going to look so hot by summer time, you'll want me every night."

FYI….she might say ….”Me too, let’s get a membership together.”L
ski-hog's Avatar
HaH, fishing would never work for me I would hate to have to pull my boat around while doing the ol 2 or 3 call process and looking for a spot to park.
The gun range is my favorite one. Then I have my security incase some thug tries to pull some shit on me.
stanggt's Avatar
My job requires me to be on call so i use the "call out" excuse, gotta love being in Telecommunications!!!
oldtiger's Avatar
Always running errands for my business!
camodeuce's Avatar
I just tell my SO "I'm going out to get a BJ cause you never give me one!" and she thinks I'm joking around.

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Dirty Dan's Avatar
1. working late
2. taking car to the shop
3. doctor's appointment
nutinmuch's Avatar
Thanks guys! I really enjoy it when I get a phone call from my SO while I'm getting a bbbj. Really seems to turn the ladies on when they can do me while I'm on the phone with the SO.
SAKnight1982's Avatar
Well majority of the times I hobby either before I go into work or right after on my way home. Wife knows(thinks) Im a slow driver.

Also many many many years ago I pledged a fraternity in college and since then it has been my excuse for "being out late with the brothers and pledges etc." And theres like 100 of us in san antonio and every city so I always have a brother to back up my story no matter where I'm at
nutinmuch's Avatar
Great idea! I need to re-new some friendships! Also, alumni groups would work. Nice! Keep the ideas flowing...
If I were a guy, I would use the following:
1. Confession/church
2. Volunteering for at risk grade schoolers (Big Brother, etc) or Habitat for Humanity
3. Team building activities at work (that might result in the big promotion)
4. Studing at the library for Microsoft certifications
i don't know but i need a good excuse very soon. need to meet up w/ a lovely lady!!