Nikki sweets I'll buy you a plane ticket to Vegas if you will marry me.

I know we ain't met, I'm the kinda guy that would flunk your screening so ya know that means I'm the kinda feller you'd date in the rw.

I got over a thousand yearling ewes turned out so you know my future is bright I got 7 dogs and 2 of them are good ones and 6 horses in my string and 4 are not even lame and my truck has a brand new tire on the front passenger side so you be safe. and I ain't high maintenance it don't have to be Kraft Mac n cheese HEB brand is cool.

You out weigh me but I ain't real mean I won't make fat jokes about you everyday to your face sometimes I'll just tell the gang at feed store my newest fat jokes cause I'm a considerate guy and don't wanta get you all ruffled up and shit and lower your self esteem.

I done thought about the wedding arrangements to cause I'm a thoughtful guy just so you know. picture this babe you and me in a cab having Elvis marry us in the drive thru window at one of them fast marrying chapels.

Where do I send your ticket?

Perfect...

The reason she hasn't replied to you is that you forgot a picture of your package. I think you got her on the hook!

Hell yeah that a boy, let's start running off the young beautiful provider's, don't wanna rock the boat now do we?

I suggest she starts here.

...And i'm sure she'll be happy to supply a PP address where you can send funds as a Gift option to her.

I think she'll be game enough to send pictures of the Honeymoon of her, by herself, to you and us if so inclined

Sheep Herder jumps the rails and gives us all a one way ticket straight to Creeper Town lol!

So Valentina, I crack up on most of your remarks, I do enjoy your satire. Although you are a provider, I really do hope you are doing something great with your intellect, wit and your extensive vocabulary. Even though my spell check is of no use when I post, I am rather smart (UT grad) But I do confess that I had to look up some of your words.. LOL. I hate to think that you are wasting your gift of reducing low lives to mere rubble on a bunch of us Mongers... BESOS.





















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So Valentina, I crack up on most of your remarks, I do enjoy your satire. Although you are a provider, I really do hope you are doing something great with your intellect, wit and your extensive vocabulary. Even though my spell check is of no use when I post, I am rather smart (UT grad) But I do confess that I had to look up some of your words.. LOL. I hate to think that you are wasting your gift of reducing low lives to mere rubble on a bunch of us Mongers... BESOS.





















b Originally Posted by Mata Leon

HAHAHA!!! You're so very kind Mata, thank you. Without going into it too much, please rest assured that my brain is soundly employed in a real world field where it is free to wreak havoc on the general public and not just here. And I get paid remarkably well for it, which even I wake up and say to myself:"I can't believe I get paid to do this!!!"

Providing is only smallest facet of the wacky kaleidoscope that is me. But its still fun, and damn this site can be entertaining!

Hugs!

V

OMG... what a relief I can sleep at night... LOL, JK.. That is great to hear V, So I will continue to admire you from a far, because I am afraid that if we ever meet that my brain might freeze trying to look up the definitions to all your tasty words.. You are a breath of fresh air in a city of smog....MUAH!

OMG... what a relief I can sleep at night... LOL, JK.. That is great to hear V, So I will continue to admire you from a far, because I am afraid that if we ever meet that my brain might freeze trying to look up the definitions to all your tasty words.. You are a breath of fresh air in a city of smog....MUAH! Originally Posted by Mata Leon

Just think of the shame you will feel when you have to look up some of the words she uses in the heat of passion, in the "dicktionary" on the nightstand, just to find out that what she is telling you is "Fuck that pussy like you are mad at it!" LOL

You mean like "Thrust your promininent appendage more vigorously into my meat scabbard!!! More! Thats a good chap, onward and TallyHo!!!"

You mean like "Thrust your promininent appendage more vigorously into my meat scabbard!!! More! Thats a good chap, onward and TallyHo!!!" Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

LMFAO. thats great..