The RUMOR about Dezire stops NOW

I am here to put an end to this horrific rumor. I DID NOT climb into Knotty Man's bedroom window last night and take every ounce of innocence he had left. No NO NO i didnt. He had not an ounce of innocence left when i got there lol. SERIOUSLY
knotty man's Avatar
its true (hangs head). I succumbed to her wicked wicked ways.
but in my defense, im only human. i mean. what was i supposed to do when i saw this gorgeous perfectly tanned naked body bathed in candle light
But, on a plus side. Theres no more chrome on my trailer hitch !!
Now if i could only find that damn golf ball. Last place i saw it was in my waterhose
DallasRain's Avatar
Knotty man is such a wickedly delicious treat for ANY woman!!!!!!
Yes Yes he is
TemptationTammie's Avatar
Maybe he needs all of us ladies to gang up on him...
JR_AIRFORCE's Avatar
I'll watch
Victoria Columbari's Avatar
OMG LMAO. Thanks you all
TemptationTammie's Avatar
Victoria, You should help pile on knotty.
But I'm not sure he'd be able to handle you, me, Dezire & Dallas
ffireman's Avatar
Knotty doesn't need help

But can you come take the rest of my innocence
ramblnon's Avatar
Hey Knotty, the last I heard the golf ball was hidden behind the peanut butter on the shelf. I bet Dezire has a map......................
Jealous...... I want in on the fun. lol.
Victoria Columbari's Avatar
I don't think fireman or knotty could handle us all. Group orgy?
knotty man's Avatar
pffft!
hell ill tie my dick to a stick, like a tomato plant if i need too !!!!
Im crawling through the other window tomorrow night just to make sure he stays un innocent He thinks im bendable Barbie so im going to show him a few more ways i can bend lol
No map I like to be explored