I am here to put an end to this horrific rumor. I DID NOT climb into Knotty Man's bedroom window last night and take every ounce of innocence he had left. No NO NO i didnt. He had not an ounce of innocence left when i got there lol. SERIOUSLY
its true (hangs head). I succumbed to her wicked wicked ways.
but in my defense, im only human. i mean. what was i supposed to do when i saw this gorgeous perfectly tanned naked body bathed in candle light
But, on a plus side. Theres no more chrome on my trailer hitch !!
Now if i could only find that damn golf ball. Last place i saw it was in my waterhose
Im crawling through the other window tomorrow night just to make sure he stays un innocent He thinks im bendable Barbie so im going to show him a few more ways i can bend lol