What's Your Story??...

So, Some whiskey and a relaxed atmosphere has me thinking... What are some stories others must tell due to the OR to hobby? I have told all sorts to landlords, banks, chiropractors, dentists, bartenders, store clerks, the list continues... HAhahahaaa .. My point is made.

I can think of a very popular one most of us ladies have used and/or use --stripper!! LOL.

A few others I have used are:
-I won the lottery!
-I'm a trust fund baby.
-I had a hefty divorce settlement. (or two...)

So, What are some other reasons my fellow females have given or guys have heard ladies give to replace actual hobbying, and produce this comfy income and/or daily life??.. (I mean, I am home an awfully fucking lot to be owning what I own!)

OR Gents!
What are some excuses you have to give in order to sneak off and play with us lovely ladies?...

Inquiring wandering mind of mine wants to know!! Don't ya'll??..

Besides working late, working late, and FUCK, WORKING LATE AGAIN?

I'm a LIFE COACH!!!

I'm a LIFE COACH!!! Originally Posted by Emmie

Lmao! And a good one at that.

Lmao! And a good one at that. Originally Posted by KCSmutMonkey

I like to think I can wear multiple hats at one time!

Seems like we're missing a good pun here...head doctor?

Seems like we're missing a good pun here...head doctor? Originally Posted by kchobbyist22

I'm multifaceted and multi talented sugar, but my HEAD game will ROCK YOUR WORLD!!

Emmie is a rock star...errr maybe cock star??...lol

seriously...I use a business name & email & tell people I am a dropshipper for a gift catalog company

when I lived in phoenix I had business cards made up that said i was a party planner

{funny story...Last week I told my 5 year old grankid that "Nana was going to travel some places and would not be home for a couple weeks"...he looked at me and said "But Nana you don't work!"...... lol}

I'm multifaceted and multi talented sugar, but my HEAD game will ROCK YOUR WORLD!! Originally Posted by Emmie

Hon you already did!

But seriously if work came up I figured you ladies would say something that no one would find interesting and ask questions about, like paper sales or accounting. That'd be an easy way to divert the topic

Gynecologist and part-time Chimney Sweep.

So, Some whiskey and ... Originally Posted by Gemma34

Ha, I just finished off a bottle of Makers a few days ago when an interesting decision was made. And I quite like my clients. As that spot on the bar was unoccupied for less than 48hrs.

But to the thread:

I haven't needed an excuse excuse. But, I do have clients all over the city so...

Some gal friends have mentioned their covers, amusing ones are:
Maternity coach.
Horse trainer (also trains 2 leggers to ride 4 leggers (a cowgirl pun is not intended).
Gardner/landscaper (she actually had a greenhouse)
Vehicle detailer (think motorcycles, and boats, in addition to boring 4 wheel things).

Seriously, and as Dee mentions, most gals I know have at least one, sometimes more, business covers in place for the long term.