why is it sooooo slow? .... im about to be homeless

this has been such a slow week. I literally spent my last $100 on a room and ramen noodles last night...at 12 noon I am going to have no where to go and nothing to eat. please help

Maybe all those read-like-NO reviews have caught up to you.

Edit: plus the actual NO reviews and that "Hell No"

Oh yeah.....gas is at buck-70 a gallon and there's almost 50 cents of tax in that.

And the holidays are here.

Good luck....like Trey suggests, maybe get a job. Try Fedex, UPS, and the post office.

Why not get a real job? Go to a temp agency.

And yes the more recent reviews are not helping. Run a review special get em back on point.

New pics maybe? You say only a social smoker but you got 2 packs of newports on your bed in your first pic kinda a turnoff.

If all else fails go to bissonet between 59 and the beltway walk up and down the street Rosenberg joe and biggie small swill pick you up shortly.

Hobby seen in Houston not what it used to be....

I changed my pic and offered review SPECIAL

This is typically a slow time of year, young lass, but 2015 may be an especially Scrooged Christmas season with the downturn in the Houston economy. Most recreational budgets will be spent on holiday festivities and gifts, so promote yourself AS a holiday festivity and gift to the fellows.

Alas, review specials are rarely a good idea to begin with, but for an established provider who has been on ECCIE a while, it's a horrible tactic, one that doesn't speak well to reputation and actually calls MORE attention to the negative reports. Everyone makes mistakes. You have to move past the bad experiences and rededicate yourself to optimism and improvement. Rethink your presentation of yourself if your current marketing tactics aren't working.

I sincerely wish you much Irish luck today.

yes run specials...feast or famine sometimes

good luck babe

I changed my pic and offered review SPECIAL Originally Posted by brittneynashville

Now handle your business...

yes run specials...feast or famine sometimes

good luck babe Originally Posted by DallasRain

Specials yes, when necessary, but review specials, not so much.

Looking forward to special times with YOU in December, Dallas.

I changed my pic and offered review SPECIAL Originally Posted by brittneynashville

May want to leave your pimp at home too....

How about saving up some of that $250 per hour tax free money you're collecting for a rainy day, instead of blowing it all as soon as you make it?

08cris...the word is "scene"...dude...quit fucking it up...

I literally spent my last $100 on a room and ramen noodles last night..

Letting everyone know you're living that close to the edge isn't good advertising...

Letting everyone know you're living that close to the edge isn't good advertising... Originally Posted by Stanfeld

Agreed...it smells of desperation.

What happens when providers with so-called "boyfriends" (read: pimp) get desperate?

Good luck, but no thanks.

Nothing more attractive than plaintive desperation.
Good luck with your shit Brittney.