Looking for a new secretary?

CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Found this on Craigslist in Wichita under "Resumes."

http://wichita.craigslist.org/res/2133752278.html

ICTguy32's Avatar
wow, if you hire her could you deduct it as a business expense? (as long as she was under your work desk)
bigbirddog's Avatar
A lot of guys put their sugar babies on the payroll. If you own a business and have a mistress, you would be a fool not to.
tomcat2102003's Avatar
If you put them on payroll, just be sure to not have a falling out with them later on. You could have a human resource lawsuit to deal with.
MisterS's Avatar
Of course, you wouldn't ask THAT secretary to go pick out your wife's anniversary gift.
I need a new secretary. wonder if she'd move to kc?
Cheaper2buyit's Avatar
mine called one aprilfools day & told my old lady she was preggo by me well that didn't go well
KCQuestor's Avatar
I would hope that my executive secretary could spell "Compenstation" correctly.
Anon3x's Avatar
I would hope that my executive secretary could spell "Compenstation" correctly. Originally Posted by KCQuestor
That and practice cumpensation