Further proof that unicorns don't exist

Where does your ATF lie on the following? Is it the craziness or lack of it that makes her an ATF?


Discuss...and yes, I know, the assumptions are sexist.

Cheers!

Unicorns do exist, and everyone that saw Super Sasha would agree. Other than that it's a great chart.

Unicorns do exist, and everyone that saw Super Sasha would agree. Other than that it's a great chart. Originally Posted by Mr. Smith111

And where is she now???

No longer exists...

Sasha was a Unicorn, and I'm sure she exists for some lucky bastard or bastards.

My Unicorn does exist in SG!

Sasha was a Unicorn, and I'm sure she exists for some lucky bastard or bastards.

My Unicorn does exist in SG! Originally Posted by Optimator

Ahhh... Thank you Sweetheart!! Let me return the favor and THANK YOU for always being so good to me!! There is a REASON WHY you are SO MANY OF THE LADIES ATF'S!!!

Your adoring slave,

Guinevere..

P.S.

I don't know how I am supposed to get any studying done with talks about JELLO & UNICORNS... LOL...

Ahhh... Thank you Sweetheart!! Let me return the favor and THANK YOU for always being so good to me!! There is a REASON WHY you are SO MANY OF THE LADIES ATM!!!

Your adoring slave,

Guinevere..





Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

Corrected the spelling for you.

Sasha was a Unicorn, and I'm sure she exists for some lucky bastard or bastards. Originally Posted by Optimator

I miss my Sasha from KC. She's been gone since 2012, RIP...

My Unicorn does exist in SG! Originally Posted by Optimator

OLM, do you even understand the Y-axis of the chart?
Just teasing SG...

Corrected the spelling for you. Originally Posted by lance58

To some an ATM, to most just a "drunk fucking asshole", his words not mine. I guess I should cross post under the QUOTES thread.

Corrected the spelling for you. Originally Posted by lance58

Sir Lance...

First... Let me say... I REALLY like your HOBBY HANDLE!! Lol... Goes quite nicely with "Guinevere...

Also, I have to say that MOST of the time I would agree with you 100%!! The HOOKER/ HOBBYIST MATH EQUATION IS AWESOME:


DICK GOES INTO MOUTH...



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AND OUT COMES MONEY FROM SAID GENTLEMAN!! NO complications... no fuss...and the added benefit of having a few hours of HOT & STEAMY SEX!! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! LOL


However, there are a FEW GENTLEMAN that have SET THE BAR for me in the regards to being MY ATF'S... and in their case... we spend just as much time off the clock... if not more in building a unique and special friendship...

Once, there was a man who told me... "You are NOTHING SPECIAL... I can EASILY REPLACE YOU with ANOTHER WHORE on ECCIE..." I smiled and said "You are CORRECT..."

Most of the men that I meet can EASILY REPLACE me... and that is OK... This is NOT a dating site... However, there have been a few men like Optimator who have spent a great deal of time getting to know me and there is a genuine admiration, respect and love between us... To men like Optimator I am just as IRREPLACEABLE to him as he is to me...

So, when he is in town... I ALWAYS block off time to see him... even if it is not BCD FOR PAY/PLAY... I do this for all of my ATF's... I enjoy pampering those that are good to me...

Have a wonderful Day Sweetheart... I have a busy day in school today but I hope that you have a wonderful weekend...

Your seductive slave,

Guinevere

I've got to say I have found a few unicorns on this site.

Slave Guinevere
Dixxxie Ray
Peachysexy

All are smoking hot, when they are done with me I feel like I have been through a hurricane, and here is the unicorn part. They give me a kiss when they leave, tell me to call them again sometime, and are happy when I do call them back 2, 3, or 4 months later.

Think about is, that is a unicorn!

And Miss Guinevere we feel like we are being boycotted down here in Corpus, any chance you are going to trot down this way again?

And where is she now???

No longer exists... Originally Posted by hobbylover

I think she goes to college. Lmao

I've got to say I have found a few unicorns on this site.

Slave Guinevere
Dixxxie Ray
Peachysexy

All are smoking hot, when they are done with me I feel like I have been through a hurricane, and here is the unicorn part. They give me a kiss when they leave, tell me to call them again sometime, and are happy when I do call them back 2, 3, or 4 months later.

Think about is, that is a unicorn!

And Miss Guinevere we feel like we are being boycotted down here in Corpus, any chance you are going to trot down this way again? Originally Posted by Moondoggie

Sir Moondoggie...

Thank you sooo much for the lovely words!! You are just AWESOME!! I have very much missed seeing you as well... You are such a genuine and sweet man and yes, there are MANY of us who really appreciate the kind way in which you treat us...

I apologize that ya'll feel neglected in CC... I started school last August and so, that has made it harder for me to tour as much as I would have liked...

However, I am in my internship right now and if I am able to finish my hours EARLY then I promise to do everything that I can to get down to CC before my last trimester starts in late January....

Worst case scenario... I will be able to tour after I graduate in Late March 2016... Until then... Leave a LIGHT on for me...

Your adoring slave,

Guinevere

Sir Lance...

First... Let me say... I REALLY like your HOBBY HANDLE!! Lol... Goes quite nicely with "Guinevere...

Also, I have to say that MOST of the time I would agree with you 100%!! The HOOKER/ HOBBYIST MATH EQUATION IS AWESOME:

DICK GOES INTO MOUTH...

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AND OUT COMES MONEY FROM SAID GENTLEMAN!! NO complications... no fuss...and the added benefit of having a few hours of HOT & STEAMY SEX!! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! LOL

Guinevere Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

I don't seem to recall MONEY changing hands in THAT particular instance/video, maybe it was something more valuable???
IJS

Once, there was a man who told me... "You are NOTHING SPECIAL... I can EASILY REPLACE YOU with ANOTHER WHORE on ECCIE..." I smiled and said "You are CORRECT..."

Most of the men that I meet can EASILY REPLACE me... and that is OK... This is NOT a dating site... However, there have been a few men like Optimator who have spent a great deal of time getting to know me and there is a genuine admiration, respect and love between us... To men like Optimator I am just as IRREPLACEABLE to him as he is to me...

Guinevere Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

SG, That IS fucking crazy.

I once knew a provider that said she uses ECCIE as a way to screen men as future suitors. Effectively using ECCIE as a dating site! Maybe it COULD BE USED that way? Thoughts?

Interesting if you think about it...I mean if a provider meets a civilian she has to take the chance he sucks in bed (not in a good way), doing all that awkward dating stuff for FREE, not to mention having to tell the poor civvie what she does for a living before he gets too attached or even worse, to keep what she does a secret!

That would even make OLM righteously angry!

Back to the original chart, you really need to see the Video by the inventor


http://youtu.be/SELS7LAJqVw

Back to the original chart, you really need to see the Video by the inventor


http://youtu.be/SELS7LAJqVw Originally Posted by Moondoggie

MD, great find...to make it easier:
Pay attention OLM...redheads as unicorns
Not trying to out anyone, but that dude's definitely a hobbyist