joke time

there was this old couple visiting Mexico and the come across this very long line of people.So later in the day they were shopping and they asked what that line was for. The shopkeeper said; they work for the latex company.They dip their hands in a vat of latex and when the latex hardens they roll them off. And the old lady said oh. thats how they make em.

there was salesman and he saw this farmer plowing the field without any pants on. So he asked the farmer Why?The farmer said" Its my wife's idea...yesterday I didn't wear a shirt and I got stiff neck.

Hey want play carnival? You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

omg... too funny

American Humor is amazing. I needed a laugh....nothing else is going on. (Hint*)

I can't believe how fat I got over the holidays. I was wearing a red shirt the other day and when I went outside all the kids said, "hey look, Kool-Aid!!"

And then there was the Tourist who asked Boudreau the fastest way to get to Shreveport. Beudreau asked if he was driving or walking, he said "driving". Well, then that would be the fastest way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32Ln...eature=related

I got in the elevator at The Omni and said,
"...ballroom please.."

A little lady tapped me on the shoulder and said,
"...sorry, didn't know I was crowding you.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iqXCYx1E3s Time for camp.lol.