How can you say it without offending one another ???

There may be another thread in regards my question but I didn't look..

I have read in some reviews that some guys not longer go down on a gal because traumatic (smelly) past experiences.

I have personally not experienced something THAT bad but I have come across situations in which the smell of the kitty is not as "fresh/tasty" as you expected / wanted to be..

Whether it is a provider or a SO I wonder how can you tell a gal to address that (smelly/un-tasty) situation without offending her..???
It's not like you gonna bring a bottle of vagisil wash and hand it over to your date if the scent isn't pleasant.. besides, if you say something most likely the "mood" will be ruined.

Gentleman..
How will you or have asked you someone about it ????

Ladies..
How will you liked to be asked or insinuated about it ????

Thank you!!

Tell her your going to eat her ass cause her pussy smells like shit!!!

Posted by Nightshift83 - Tell her your going to eat her ass cause her pussy smells like shit!!!

LMAO

Lol... Tell her you want to take a quick shower with her because you love the smell of a pussy fresh from shower.. I've used this line but with guys lol.. Nothing worse than a smelly pussy or cock...turnoff

LMFAO!!..

Tell her your going to eat her ass cause her pussy smells like shit!!! Originally Posted by Nightshift83

If she dsnt know her pussy stank somethings wrong...jus sayin. I clean myself everyday,i wipe my pussy who knos how many times a day...and i eternally live up wind from myself,I shud be the 1st to know. Sooo,if she dnt know,she dnt care...
In this instance ignorance is nobodys bliss #RT

Lol... Tell her you want to take a quick shower with her because you love the smell of a pussy fresh from shower.. I've used this line but with guys lol.. Nothing worse than a smelly pussy or cock...turnoff Originally Posted by mirandalee

If she dsnt know her pussy stank somethings wrong...jus sayin. I clean myself everyday,i wipe my pussy who knos how many times a day...and i eternally live up wind from myself,I shud be the 1st to know. Sooo,if she dnt know,she dnt care...
In this instance ignorance is nobodys bliss #RT Originally Posted by CashmereLove

Even though it has been funny.. I wasn't planning to make a huge joke out of my question.. It is something that happens to both men & women so it has to be something that "can be said" without telling each other "your shit stinks".. no?

Ladies.. I do agree with what both of you are saying (to an extent)..

If I make an appointment and you ("x provider") obviously are ready to go (showered, makeup, etc).. and then while "down to business" I stop and tell you.. "Lets take a shower bcause I love the smell of pussy of fresh shower" ..
You are: 1) gonna tell me that "you just showered"
2) gonna feel offended bcause Im insinuating that your pussy smells.... No ???

In the hobby world it is (supposed to be) understood that a gal will maintain her hygiene to the max (because that's what pays the bills), but we all know that is not always the case.. besides, all human bodies are different.. someone can take a shower and still smell/taste like sex or genital odor without knowing it.

Personally, I take baths a few times a week.. a MUST if Im playing that day..
I've learned that showers not always take the "sex smell" out of you.. A 20-30min hot bath with good stuff in the water will take any smell out of you and your girl..


And the question remains...

Even though it has been funny.. I wasn't planning to make a huge joke out of my question.. It is something that happens to both men & women so it has to be something that "can be said" without telling each other "your shit stinks".. no?

Ladies.. I do agree with what both of you are saying (to an extent)..

If I make an appointment and you ("x provider") obviously are ready to go (showered, makeup, etc).. and then while "down to business" I stop and tell you.. "Lets take a shower bcause I love the smell of pussy of fresh shower" ..
You are: 1) gonna tell me that "you just showered"
2) gonna feel offended bcause Im insinuating that your pussy smells.... No ???

In the hobby world it is (supposed to be) understood that a gal will maintain her hygiene to the max (because that's what pays the bills), but we all know that is not always the case.. besides, all human bodies are different.. someone can take a shower and still smell/taste like sex or genital odor without knowing it.

Personally, I take baths a few times a week.. a MUST if Im playing that day..
I've learned that showers not always take the "sex smell" out of you.. A 20-30min hot bath with good stuff in the water will take any smell out of you and your girl..


And the question remains... Originally Posted by 4funn

Sorry i dont agree that a woman can bathe and still smell like sex or have a nasty odor,especially without knowing it. If you still smell like sex or have a nasty odor(and we know whats normal) after a bath you need to see a Dr,something is not right...PERIOD

Sorry i dont agree that a woman can bathe and still smell like sex or have a nasty odor,especially without knowing it. If you still smell like sex or have a nasty odor(and we know whats normal) after a bath you need to see a Dr,something is not right...PERIOD Originally Posted by CashmereLove

Touché..

There really isn't a easy way to say it in my experience. Had to tell an ex wasn't mean but, it got awkward real fast. In the hobby I have yet to run in to this problem but, could happen at any time. I try to make sure that I have showered no more than an a hour and half before before a visit with provider. I shower dry off and then air dry with a fan for about 5 minutes usually lay down and have the ceiling fan on Hi. If I can't do this I ask to use the shower when I see a provider to make sure I feel clean before we have some fun.

it didn't register until the end that I told someone this recently. Via text message.
my first PERSONAL experience with a female was somewhat scarring.
she texted the next day saying "send me a pic for a selfie" and my reply was something like "hey I'm not trying to be rude, but the next time you're going to hook up with someone you should really be clean down there.='(" and she replied "I'm sorry I didn't think u were gonna go down on me".... In this case, she totally did cause I was 100% forward...
id say just recuse yourself of that horrid task, and send a farewell text. I played it nice. But dude.
WTF lol. I didn't pay the broad... But I did waste gas. Hahahah..

for an escort id call it 100% unacceptable.
being mean would be... Mean..
And not mentioning it may set some,other bloak up for failure..
hopefully this post does justice and u won't have to lol

it didn't register until the end that I told someone this recently. Via text message.
my first PERSONAL experience with a female was somewhat scarring.
she texted the next day saying "send me a pic for a selfie" and my reply was something like "hey I'm not trying to be rude, but the next time you're going to hook up with someone you should really be clean down there.='(" and she replied "I'm sorry I didn't think u were gonna go down on me".... In this case, she totally did cause I was 100% forward...
id say just recuse yourself of that horrid task, and send a farewell text. I played it nice. But dude.
WTF lol. I didn't pay the broad... But I did waste gas. Hahahah..

for an escort id call it 100% unacceptable.
being mean would be... Mean..
And not mentioning it may set some,other bloak up for failure..
hopefully this post does justice and u won't have to lol Originally Posted by UTRDaisy

As a woman...i dnt understand. It shudnt matter wtf u thinks gonna go on down there,u shud always be clean. Omg...my mother wud turn over in her grave if i did some shit like that...be clean bitches,if only for yourself. Lmao dafuq

Lol... Tell her you want to take a quick shower with her because you love the smell of a pussy fresh from shower.. I've used this line but with guys lol.. Nothing worse than a smelly pussy or cock...turnoff Originally Posted by mirandalee

^^^Pretty much. Asking to take a mutual shower is a more compassionate and "romantic" way to address funky junk.

Well if a person still smells after showering then maybe there is a health issue. I've only met two guys who smelled and right away get naked then try to go near my bed oh hell no you will shower first before anything happens. Like how can you not tell you smell lol...I always ensure my pussy is clean and fresh

"So my nose leads me to believe I'm not your first one for the day" or "smells like a moderator has already cum and gone today" (just joking no disrespect directed to staff of eccie)