Yo mama so fat

Phil McCrotch's Avatar
Toyz, yo mama so fat she bathes in the Shanghai Ocean. They call her shadow "after-hours"
Magellan's crew want's to come back n circumnavigate her.
That girl if fat!
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 01-08-2016, 08:05 PM
Toyz, yo mama so fat she bathes in the Shanghai Ocean. They call her shadow after-hours.
Magellan's crew want's to come back n circumnavigate her.
That girl if fat! Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch
Phil, you named after yo mama...Phyllup MySnatch

You mama so fugly, when she born the Dr slapped yo granma...

You mama so fat, she upcharges if they find the pussy...

You mama smells so bad they use her for cropdustin...tie her fat ass to the wing and fly over the fields...all the bugs just die...

You mama so skanky, they block off Rundberg when she out walking to keep the wetbacks from rioting...

You mama so nasty they named a new [Staph edited fo publix cunsumpsion] after her, It called "MyPeterDoneDied"...
mrkobayashi's Avatar
lol, bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
when she born the Dr slapped yo granma... Originally Posted by Toyz
holy shit Toyz, OMG!!! bahahahahahahahaha!

mrkobayashi's Avatar
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. holy shit, ah ha... ah ha,

she upcharges if they find the pussy... Originally Posted by Toyz
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ztonk's Avatar
  • ztonk
  • 01-08-2016, 11:25 PM
Not hobby related... moving to the cat box.

ztonk
knotty man's Avatar
Not hobby related... moving to the cat box.

ztonk Originally Posted by ztonk
How can you say a thread about his momma aint hobby related?
That bitch sucked my dick so hard i thought it was gonna pop out her ass
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  • Toyz
  • 01-08-2016, 11:46 PM
How can you say a thread about his momma aint hobby related?
That bitch sucked my dick so hard i thought it was gonna pop out her ass Originally Posted by knotty man
She famous!

His Mama once sucked the chrome hitch off a trailer...
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  • Toyz
  • 01-08-2016, 11:48 PM
Not hobby related... moving to the cat box.

ztonk Originally Posted by ztonk
See? And I thought you were good for nothing...you do have a purpose around here after all! Sifting the cat shit...
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Yo mama so fat, Ah stuck it inner butt an' she din't e'en notice!
mrkobayashi's Avatar
[QUOTE=Toyz;1057667033]She famous!, His Mama once sucked the chrome hitch off a trailer...[/QUOTE
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. holy shit plz stop Toyz, OMG!!!



bahahahahahahahaha!
whatzup's Avatar
Can she suck start a Harley
Tatonka's Avatar
Your Mama is so fat last time she got a cut gravy came out.