ho speak

We need to come up with a common set of definitions that ho's use in their ads, what they truly mean when they post.

Here's some I noticed.............

"New in town".
"up all night"
"only in town one night"
"thick in all the right places"
"BBW"
"seeing gentlemen only"
"you are paying for my time and companionship only"
"open minded"

One of my favorites is "New girl!"...

Also "I'm back!" (when the girl has never been around previously).

Then, of course, there are always the ones that put "New girl!" and "I'm back!" in the same ad...

Also "I'm back!" Originally Posted by laserface

That's always one of my favorites.

'100% me or it's free' (or its sister '1000% or its free') means 'I actually look like a female Chris Christie, but hopefully you just wanna drop a nut after driving to the Comfort Inn.'

Specials

"college girl"….boy has that definition taken some abuse

We need to come up with a common set of definitions that ho's use in their ads, what they truly mean when they post.


"open minded" Originally Posted by Zeman

they mean they are a cum dumpster

"Up all night"......candyman just left
"Seeking gentlemen only"......give me money for an hour and leave in 15 minutes.

"bombshell" - shaped like a bomb(??)

"bombshell" - shaped like a bomb(??) Originally Posted by yinzerpgh

Fat Man or Little Boy?

"only in town one night" - Hurry up and book me before I place the same ad tomorrow

"thick in all the right places" - I am fat

"BBW" - I am super fat

"you are paying for my time and companionship only" - Yes, this will keep me safe and protected from Johnny Law

"Exotic" = black girl
"Italian" = black girl
"Latina" = black girl

"Curvy" or "Curves in all the right places"
as if saying: "shaped like the Michelin Tire man."

Specials Originally Posted by bambino

This one means ," I'm broke enough not to be offended by your haggling me,". Lol.
...And I'm guilty of it...
The Italian/exotic meaning AA; I don't know about that. I'm sure it happens,but being guilty of this one,too,and not being black(at least as far back as my grandparents) I can't say it always means AA.
"Up all night" in my case, that means after 9pm. Message me at midnight,and most likely, I'll fall asleep before replying.

I try,honest to god I do,but I'm only human...lol

"Dominican" = Black Chick
"Mixed" = Black Chick w/ light skin
"Obama" = sissy assed black chick
"Michelle Obama" = Black Wookee with a dick

"Blasian" - black girl who does her makeup to look .01% Asian, but is not Asian at all.

"new girl" - she was here last year, but since it is a new year….we dub her "new" yet again and as often as we wish.

"fit, athletic"
- does not have an actual gym membership, but likes to wear yoga pants around the house.
- she subconsciously knows she is fat, but used to be a swimmer back in high school…so she will be athletic forever (to herself and clients) because she did exercise at some point in her life, just not the last 20 years.
- has the athleticism to get into reverse CG position, but still gets heavily winded after 15 seconds.
- the lighting and mirror angle of her bp pics give the slightest "glimmer" of muscle tone (in one shot only). In her mind, she is now athletic.
- she has a gym membership, but has no idea where.
- she asks for fitness tips on a hooker board from guys who haven't exercised since 9th grade gym class and their version of "cardio" is masturbating once per day.
- having a big Kardashian-like ass is now considered being "fit" and not being 50lbs overweight and lazy.