
So that being said, what if by cataclysmic events, the hobby market actually busts? Is your ho-pocalypse stockpile up to par?
I, for one, am beginning to prepare for the worst. Should Pink Friday happen soon, will I have enough MD 20/20 to get through the next week while I fiddle my whore thumbs trying to figure out how to pay my rent and my next subscription to the national Enquirer?

Akin to weathering a storm, it is pertinent that I and my fellow ladies of negotiable affections have our stockpiles and affairs in order to sit tight through the ho-pocalypse.
In order to determine my needs when prioritizing the essentials, I used my still-functioning pretty little head to google "Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs," [which has been collecting dust in the recesses of my hooker mind and filed under the wrong schema...damn ADD]! So, because we are all primitive and sexual beings here on the ICKS, I see no need to go further than the first level in his hierarchy (to hell with self esteem and self-actualization!).

The first level is biological and physiological needs, which according to Simply Psychology, includes air, food, drink, shelter, warmth, SEX, and sleep.
My stockpile essentials will be:
1. Air - Thanck baby Tebow that air is still free. Also, just to insure my future ability to breath, I will not be soliciting any throat punches during the storm.
2. Food - Skippy Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites
3. Drink - MD 20/20, Tang (so sayeth NASA), and water ('cause biology says so).
4. Shelter - I hear there's a safe house in The Heights for hookers. I'm still working on this one in case they are at capacity during the ho-pocalypse.
5. Warmth - I'm thinking Dorthy's boobies and Katrina's ass should be warmth enough.
6. SEX (not to be confused with celibacy) - lube; several hitachi magic wands; toys; vibrators; a couple of crates of batteries; condoms for my toys and strap-ons; sewing kit, in case the harness needs mending; a couple of barrels of toy cleaner.
7. Sleep - I'm a ho,' so this should be self-explanatory
If I have forgotten anything, please be a dear and let me know. What other items should a lady start collecting to get through the ho-pocalypse?
And gentlemen, or those of the XY chromosome persuasion, how will you handle your own unique survival needs during the ho-pocalypse?
I really am looking for this to be a resource for all to turn to when the time comes. With proper planning, no one should be skeert of the tough times to come.

Yours truly and with a grain of salt,
Marie