Questions about that judgemental austin map

endurance's Avatar


I've seen this before when I didn't know Austin as well. Now that I looked again a couple years later some things caught my eye...

wheelchair hookers?! lol huh?

cougar apts? verrry interrresting...

whole foods hookers - that's in the flag ship whole foods... I have to admit many hotties there, but I never saw that angle

peanut allergies - why?

beard chasers - ???

dogpoo - I coulda used that warning LAST week

??? - ??? is it really THAT devoid of anything interesting?

ACTUAL WEIRDOS - really? I didn't see many weirdos when I stayed in Allandale...
Victoria Columbari's Avatar
This made me laugh..lol. I live in RR but my incall is in North austin off parmer. Cant really see where that area is on the map but i think i am under Dank? LOL. Interesting and funny.
Risn2TheOccasion's Avatar
This made me laugh..lol. I live in RR but my incall is in North austin off parmer. Cant really see where that area is on the map but i think i am under Dank? LOL. Interesting and funny. Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari
Actually Victoria, depending on which side of I-35 you are on. you would be in the heart of either Asia or Boring gays.
quzi's Avatar
  • quzi
  • 01-22-2016, 11:08 PM
VC the map says you're in Safety-Conscious New Parents (RR+PF). Does Palmer count as PF? retired state employees in the northern edge of the map.
Nope, Parmer Lane's still Austin proper. Pflugerville starts two or three exits north on IH-35.

(Oh, and Parmer/Tech Ridge/Wells Branch isn't even on the map; too far north.)
Spot on accurate. Especially the northwest area.
EagleEye's Avatar
There are lots of general truths in this map... the Westlake, DT and '04 labels had me LMAO.
Victoria Columbari's Avatar
okay i am under boring gays i believe..Still funny.
endurance's Avatar
well... you're just this |<---->| far away from being a "safety conscious new parent"
Pokey1965's Avatar
Interesting side-note, the city employee that used it in a meeting was asked to retire even though it was used in a humorous manner, even though nobody in the meeting that was interviewed was offended by it.
Travis County and ATX are very Blue--just not appropriate. Probably would happen if they were Red. Everyone in politics is extremely sensitive these days. Stuff happens.
Oh that's a fun map !!! I'm up in the fake people area...Lol !!