HEY LUV BUGS

Just sayin "hi" to some old friends. Let's share some jokes.

Gentleman is walking up an isle in a grocery store and a woman comes up to him and says "hey, I think I have ur 5 year old daughter". He replies "oh shit, u ain't that bitch that gave me crabs are ya"? She says "no, i teach kindergarten and ur daughter is in my class"

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Okay... ur turn

What does a snail say while on the back of a turtle?





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Moved to proper forum.

I've got a joke for ya!!!

Ready for it?


My marriage.


That's it. Thanks for coming. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.