First off, the usual disclaimers apply here. Last time I checked there are well over 50,000 threads to hate on, troll, or otherwise enjoy . . . They say (whoever “they” is) that you always remember your first sexual experience. I believe “they” are right. Over the span of a month and a half of trying to meet a Latina on here, I’ve had a couple of close encounters (one so close I’m still dizzy), a dozen or so “sorry babe, I need two references,” and a lot of crickets chirping, I finally had my first “hobby” encounter with a beautiful Latina lady yesterday (Review and erotic details in the appropriate section . . . pending moderation). Now I am one step closer to shedding the degrading title . . . “newbie.” The things I’ll have to do to a couple of amazing Latinas . . . the things some amazing Latinas will agree do to me in order to lose that tag. It is hard being a “newbie,” but you gotta do what you gotta do. (When exactly does a “hobbyist” lose the “newbie” tag anyway?) Fortunately, I didn’t have to get laid more than once to lose my equally degrading title . . . virgin. Two really condescending terms . . . to me at least.
The first “real world” experience was over WAY too quick . . . maybe five minutes or was it five seconds?!?!?! Not sure, but I wouldn’t admit to shit here anyway. This time an hour was not near enough time. Just think about it a second . . . you have a hot 27-year old Latina lying beside you. That is something you want to enjoy. Do you just slam a bottle of scotch and toss it to the side? No, you savor all it has to offer. But since I’m just a poor starving graduate student who hasn’t won the lottery I can’t afford overnights . . . not yet at least.
[Staff edit. M] I always dreamed it would be the MILF next door . . . my Mrs. Robinson. Mrs. G, if you only knew what all the neighborhood boys wanted to do to you. I think she did . . . always coming outside in a short, tight, revealing tennis outfit while we played football in the street. Yeah, she knew what she was doing. Thanks, Mrs. G!
Like I said, the act itself was not very memorable, but the impact on my life was. I was now part of the club. No longer an outsider. I had got my rocks off with an “older” chick instead of some girl in my class. That did set me apart somewhat from my peers. Will I remember my first encounter as a “hobbyist” 20 years from now like I still remember my encounter in 9th grade? Who knows. It is nice to break free of one of those “newbie” chains though.
Anyway, what are y’alls experiences losing your virginity . . . as a “hobbyist” or in the “real world.” I’m sure the ladies have plenty to say as well. Actually, write about whatever you want . . . I don’t run (and don’t want to run) shit here, so . . . let the haters hate . . . the trolls troll . . . and everyone else try to have some fun . . . .