:The old man says, "Doc, it was the damnedest thing. I tried with my right hand.....nothing. I tried with my left hand.....nothing. My wife tried with her right and then her left....still nothing. My wife even had her 19 year old girlfriend try with both her hands and her mouth....still nothing.
The doctor then says, "Really your wife let her friend try and help?"
The old fella says, "Yes, we all tried hard but we just couldn't get the lid off the specimen cup!"
