The Texas Legislature passed campus carry last summer and the shit hit the fan at most universities . . . "how dare those evil Republicans violate our domain with their 2nd Amendment bullshit' . . . or something like that.
One hip, trendy college student at THE University has a protest planned . . . the organizer stated, "You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah, well I'm carrying a HUGE DILDO. Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play."
Can't argue the safer for recreational play part (as long as the HUGE DILDO does not come close to my culo), but how is it "as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters" . . . ? The sexually liberated college girls (and guys) are going to start chunking 12 inch fat rubber cocks at some psycho??