This needs it's own thread or the icky gods could just supersize her message folder for making us all laugh a lot.
So this can be another OHW love thread, I'm channeling my EA right about now or we could use it for the stated purpose of telling her that we are trying to PM her ass but we can't so stop sending me those signed receipt requested things because that works about as well as leaving me a VM.
Let us get on with the love.