If your SEX LIFE had its own Fortune Cookie, WHAT WOULD IT SAY???

If your SEX LIFE had its own Fortune Cookie WHAT WOULD IT SAY??



(..and YES, you can add "In Bed" to the end of all sayings...DUH!!)



TGIF Everyone, don't be shy - let's hear em'!
  • T-Can
  • 01-21-2011, 10:27 AM
"Better luck next time" in bed
pmdelites's Avatar
take two tonite and two in the morning!
13's Avatar
  • 13
  • 01-21-2011, 10:50 AM
"Don't be embarrased, It happenes to EVERYBODY sometimes" in bed
It would read


404:NOT FOUND
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  • ~Ze~
  • 01-21-2011, 10:55 AM
It would read


404:NOT FOUND IN BED Originally Posted by technicallygeek
*giggle*
"Warning contents may cause extreme warmth, drowsiness, and sleepiness " In Bed.
Don't worry, maybe the next one will last as long as you do...in bed

lmao-sorry-couldn't resist
countryplayboy's Avatar
Objects may be larger then they appear!!! In bed
Fancyinheels's Avatar
You know what they say about Chinese food; 10 minutes later you'll want to eat again...in bed.

You'll meet a tall, dark stranger...in bed. (Boy, THAT one has come true numerous times. Go figure.)
berkleigh's Avatar
I shit you not I opened one the other day and it read....

"YOU WILL SOON CHANGE YOUR CAREER OF CHOICE"

lmao....ya right! where is CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-HOE?
mmcqtx's Avatar
veni, vidi, vinci, eiaculari....in bed
Don't use anal beads bought from the Clearance isle (in bed) ~ DOH!!

Warming sensation condoms are not meant for tasting (in bed) ~ YUCK!!

Gifts and bribing will most always bring blowjobs your way (in bed) ~

Don't start what you can't finish (in bed) ~ Thats what Im' talkin' bout!!

Never let a good cock go to waste (in bed) ~ HELL YEAH!!
OR
Never let a hot kitten go hungry (in bed) ~ he he he!! feed the cat!! ~ she likes meat!! he he he



TGIF




XOXO
ItalianaPrincess
pmdelites's Avatar
real fortune cookie from recent meal at pei wei.

your eyes will soon be opened to a world
full of beauty, charm, and adventure.
..... - in eccie land as well as in bed.

ain't that the truth!!!
motor's Avatar
  • motor
  • 01-21-2011, 05:09 PM
"what the hell are you looking in here for"