Hey Girls!

Check this out! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0...n_812059.html:

LOL!!!!!!!!

that dude is, how do i phrase it-->>" A DUMBASS!" , in all my years of going to vegas, i've always had a reasonably good time with the ladies there! being shitfaced is not the time to be seeing anyone whether civilian or pro, that's the sure way to losing ALL your cash at the tables just b4 they kick your ass out, if not b4 your start throwing money om the tables!LOL!!

How about "double dumb ass" to him.

SF

I would love to sit in the court room during this one, lol.

I can see the 911 Convo:

Operator: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Dude: Quick send a cop over, the hooker just ripped me off!

Operator: Excuse me?

Dude: The hooker ripped me off! I paid for an hour and she left in half an hour, what am I going to do with this second boner I got! I need my msog.

Operator: Sir this is 9-1-1 its only for emergencies.

Dude: Whats more of an emergency than having to sleep horny! The hooker ripped me off!

Operator: Sir, if we send a cop you can be busted for prostitution.

Dude: Wait, what?! I thought that was legal here?

Operator: No, sir, not within the city.

Dude: Oh [long pause], well then nevermind, nothing happened.

That sounds about right, I would love to hear that 911 tape. What a moron!

This is one of the most entertaining stories I have heard lately!!!

Wouldnt it be a great world if you could actually sue the duds for millions? I would be living next to Bill Gates if you could actually do that.

a money back gaurentee would be nice...but how would you decide if it was good or not?

I'm thinking that guy hasn't shown up on Dean's List very often...