Pussy Up for Auction

I was wathing one of those auction reality TV shows and wondered if anyone ever thought of holding a pussy auction in here? Sounds like a good idea and could work similar to the SNATCH board or in conjunction with the SNATCh.. Thoughts??
Big Ole Nope.

Because you fools would strong arm each other into calling dibs before the auction and the girl would get a hundred bucks. Plus what if the winning bidder is someone she REALLY doesn't want to see?
DocHolyday's Avatar
Round 1 to SA Angel. Ladies, gentlemen, feel free to continue. I will keep score.
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Two things to keep in mind so it would be beneficial for sellers and buyers. In this case providers and mongers. Providers can put in a reserve price. Mongers have to be on an approved bidder list for each individual provider.
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Is there gonna be food?
One of the two will get screwed, and not in a good way:

1. The lady gets less than her regular hr rate

Or.

2. The gent pays more than her hr rate

Best solution: make an appointment.
Yeah i doubt any of these fools is going to raise the their hand when it gets to 2 fiddy.
Asian Nutz thats an excellent idea, this could actually work but there would be some pros/cons like what SA Angel and Camille Fox brought up, I think some providers may shy away at first but if its well planned out everyone will eant to get on board- The food is also a good idea if it were live bidding but it would most likely be a virtual bid
Id rather have a lottery, where mongers can pool money and a winner will emerce with a hr appointment of their choice.
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  • 4funn
  • 02-23-2016, 03:15 PM
Real auctions are generally made to "liquidate" products that cannot be sold at a "retail price".
(Im sure you can assimilate this phrase above w/ this hobby)

I doubt the top providers will enter themselves into something that can possibly affect them financially.. and at the same time I doubt a monger (even a gambler) will spend more $$ that the normal retail cost of the "product"..
just my 2cents
Well maybe it can be done like an eBay "reserve" auction where there's a minimum amount of bid accepted
Theres a lot of what if's... are there any providers up for giving it a shot right now? Im sure we could get some bidders lined up
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Each time a monger makes a date he IS in an auction and can always be outbid.
Each time a monger makes a date he IS in an auction and can always be outbid. Originally Posted by Txsunman
WTF? Do none of ya'll have any respect for each other?
The ladies reserve would be their current rate and the gents wouldn't bid over the ladies current rate so everyone is back to square one. What's the point?