great moustaches

Some men just don't look the same, or even right,without their moustache.

Two that come to mind are Tom Selleck (really helps him), and Alan Jackson.

Who invented the moustache anyway ? The Spanish must have invented the goatee, and the little part right below the bottom lip.

Beards and 'staches, like salt and pepper, whiskey and soda. Bet their girlfriends shave bare. Think about getting your curls caught in THOSE curls. Ouchie!

Origin:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moustache

Who in da fuc, would do that? I laugh at them fuggers ... They don't even know how to change a flat tire....

I LUV mustaches!!

The ladies can change the color of their hair, different hairdos. Change their makeup to match their attire...
Guys only option to changing his appearance is to alter his facial hair.
Here a couple classics.

Wild Bill looks like a badass.........and kind of resembles Kid Rock

FYI...
Wild Bill Hickok WASa BadAss. No one would face him in a shootout and live to tell about it. He was shot in the back during a poker game holding two pair. Aces and Eights. The Dead Man's Hand.

Now to change course......a list of men that would look terrible with a moustache

John Denver
Obama
Bill Clinton
George W Bush

Lemmy from Motörhead had wicked Muttonchops!

Unfortunately it would take me 6 months to get something remotely close to a beard if I didn't shoot myself from the scratchiness. For some of us it's just not meant to be...