Just some things I noticed recently and liked;
"leverage is a fickle bitch." OMG is there a better comment?
"crumb snatcher" I know people like this and I don't really like them much.
I am incredibly horny lately. Stopped smoking and wow what a difference it makes. I may have to take the ole pumice stone to my palms if it keeps up. Will report if you get hairy palms or not and if you can go blind as punishment for this sin.
What we need around here is a good old fashioned