Friends are a lot more generous than tricks.....
Originally Posted by Ms Francisca
Yes they are Ms Fran. They'll even seduce you when you're down and feel insulted when you try to give them a donation... Then it gets really awkward and you try to figure out WTF that was about and if you've fucked up a great friendship. A few weeks go by and things settle back to normal.
Then! One day she is feeling sad and down... and you try to seduce her. Unfortunately standing naked with clown shoes and clown makeup in the doorway while you honk a bicycle-horn with your thighs isn't what she thought as sexy or appreciate.