Review: Fucking "a modern art masterpiece" (R. Lee Ermy's voice)

Date: 4/15/16
Provider: nicole or tinybabygurl on mocospace
Phone: ?
Email Address: ?
URL / Website: http://www.mocospace.com/html/profil...?user=82094877
City: N. Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Shepard Rd off of 635
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Chit chat, terrible bbbj, boob fondling, covered k9
Session Length: 30+
Fee: 50 bucks
Hair Color and Length: Brownish/shoulder length
Age: 25
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: I don't know the requirements of what constitutes a midget, dwarf, or little person, but she was 4'6" and 90 lbs maybe. Picture Picasso's scream painting. Tiny a cup titties and an ok ass.
Recommendation: No
catbanger's Avatar
Where is Shepard Rd?

Is that her kat?
off of 635 and forest ln
catbanger's Avatar
Your adventure reads like one of mine.
I wonder if the ass is available
Thanks cat. I try to live up to the legacy of the high priest
No anal. And not Catholic. But definitely weird looking
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 04-15-2016, 06:18 PM
You're a brave man but you must pay your dues in here
No anal. And not Catholic. But definitely weird looking Originally Posted by ramrodtom
Someone will break her in and baptise her shortly.
catbanger's Avatar
No anal. And not Catholic. But definitely weird looking Originally Posted by ramrodtom
You have to up the donation by $30.
I wasn't willing to venture after the smell
mavsman777's Avatar
A scary girl with a smelly starfish is no bueno. Yuck!
fuck sakes!!! I just gave the review a quick look and almost puked!!
Stevensegal's Avatar
Thanks for the input. Chalk it up as a loss but thanks for the intel.
mrredcat43's Avatar
I have the sudden urge to visit an art gallery.