You're thinking about an outcall...

You should read this for if you have an SO.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...r-is-cheating/

You should read this for if you have an SO.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...r-is-cheating/ Originally Posted by Mike Vronsky

Couldn't you just install pressure sensors and a Iphone app. to be able to tell if it's one or two people on the bed? This way you can call and spoil the fun BEFORE it soils your sheets.

It's probably a shitty mattress anyway.