A prominent dude on Fox News, Ed Hery, just got exposed by a Las Vegas "hostess" he was banging. She spilled the beans and even let out his texts to her. Reading the texts, it's pretty clear dude just liked BBBJ. Don't we all?
So mental notes:
Use hobby phone.
Don't start a relationship, see different girls each time.
Don't detail what you want to do on text, using emojis of bananas and lips.
Now, just reassign him to cover Hillary Clinton.