Remember back in Composition class?

One of the first things taught in Composition class is 'Identify your audience". Please remember this when writing reviews. I don't give one Flying F about YOUR performance, I want to know about HER performance. You might be King Of Cunnilingus, that's great but I don't give a damn. You might be an aspiring romance/porn writer and feel the need to practice while writing a review....cool beans, whatever trips your trigger but I don't give a rats ass. Just tell me (us) how she looks, what transpired, what she did and any other pertinent details. Dial down the hype and filler BS...OK?

Ps. This is primarily in reference to writings on another popular review site and not (necessarily) here

I see that you follow this formula in all of your reviews.

OH!, Waite a minute, you haven't written any reviews.

You mean this is NOT the Penthouse Forum section?

I agree with you Dondo.

I see that you follow this formula in all of your reviews.

OH!, Waite a minute, you haven't written any reviews. Originally Posted by grayturner

+1. Contribute first, then you earn the right to criticize....

One of the first things taught in Composition class is 'Identify your audience". Please remember this when writing reviews. I don't give one Flying F about YOUR performance, I want to know about HER performance. You might be King Of Cunnilingus, that's great but I don't give a damn. You might be an aspiring romance/porn writer and feel the need to practice while writing a review....cool beans, whatever trips your trigger but I don't give a rats ass. Just tell me (us) how she looks, what transpired, what she did and any other pertinent details. Dial down the hype and filler BS...OK?

Ps. This is primarily in reference to writings on another popular review site and not (necessarily) here Originally Posted by Dondo7

STFU - it's all a fantasy anyway, so who cares what and how anyone writes their reviews.

One of the first things taught in Composition class is 'Identify your audience". Please remember this when writing reviews. I don't give one Flying F about YOUR performance, I want to know about HER performance. You might be King Of Cunnilingus, that's great but I don't give a damn. You might be an aspiring romance/porn writer and feel the need to practice while writing a review....cool beans, whatever trips your trigger but I don't give a rats ass. Just tell me (us) how she looks, what transpired, what she did and any other pertinent details. Dial down the hype and filler BS...OK?

Ps. This is primarily in reference to writings on another popular review site and not (necessarily) here Originally Posted by Dondo7

But what if I am the King of Cunnilingus..?!?!?

Have to agree with Grayturner, Sens and Fritz on this one. Until you see reviews from me, you shouldn't have to hear my whining about how I'd like y'all to write your reviews. Period...

I don't know what a king of cunnilingus is but all the ladies say that I'm the duke of daty. They love the way I flick their clit with my tongue and massage their g-spot with my finger. But of course I don't like to brag.

Ps. This is primarily in reference to writings on another popular review site and not (necessarily) here Originally Posted by Dondo7

If it is another (not necessarily) site, then why post (necessarily...?) here?

One of the first things taught in Composition class is 'Identify your audience". Please remember this when writing reviews. I don't give one Flying F about YOUR performance, I want to know about HER performance. Originally Posted by Dondo7

Sorry to burst your bubble, but my primary audience when writing a review is...ME!