Lololololol No! You can't touch my hair fucking weirdos!!

So I'm walking through tar-gêt and some fucking couple comes up and the lady just fucking pets me hair!! Now I'm staring at the busta like umm get your lady lumps the fuck off of me and he touches me too!! And me here, just flipping tryna get some damn scenty shit for my abode! I almost had a fucking seizure trying not to break some hands. BWTF!!! Anyone??

http://youtu.be/uJn_i6LYFSE

I thought you shaved?

No man have the fro out today!! Its so magnificent!!

Freaky! and not in a good way either

You just charm everyone you meet, don't you?

Lol come on babe you know me😏

lemme find out you " Becky with the good hair " ha ha

..just flipping tryna get some damn scenty shit for my abode!... Originally Posted by *.EnticingOrchids.*

Lol you already know girl!

Kinda had same incident at work one day. Had an elderly couple come to the office, woman was 92. I've always had a shaved head, she asked if she could rub my head. I said no. Standing next to her I leaned over to get something, next thing I know I feel something caressing my head. Her husband just shook his head.

One of my best friends back home would just start touching the offender's hair back, or their nose (if they were skinny), or their stomach "for good luck" if they had a few extra pounds. 90% of the time the person would freak out about her touching them and she'd ask "You mean it's not polite to touch other people's bodies without permission?"

It was pretty hilarious.

Dude isn't that just weird!! Like I've never just thought to go up and touch someone unless I know I'm getting the d or p!!!

Kinda had same incident at work one day. Had an elderly couple come to the office, woman was 92. I've always had a shaved head, she asked if she could rub my head. I said no. Standing next to her I leaned over to get something, next thing I know I feel something caressing my head. Her husband just shook his head. Originally Posted by Jislander

Your head always makes some woman's day
You should be weirded out if the husband smiled and winked at you

Italia

I rocked a major white-boy 'fro back in the day and on more than one occasion I'd be standing in the checkout lane and I'd feel fingers in my hair. I'd turn around and every time it was a jealous blue-haired Granny. I loved it.

I rocked a major white-boy 'fro back in the day and on more than one occasion I'd be standing in the checkout lane and I'd feel fingers in my hair. I'd turn around and every time it was a jealous blue-haired Granny. I loved it. Originally Posted by CoverMe

Dude!!!