Cleaning up: Removing the stank

I had an "interesting" visit with a provider today. By "interesting," I mean my little head over ruled so many red flags yet I continued. So end of the day, I'm a super-smeller. I detect scents most folks don't. Maybe because I'm an ex-smoker, I don't know.

So my question: how do I remove what is to me an obvious rather rude odor from my hands and face, after several washings? Is it in my head? Or really in my nose? Lemon, maybe? Gargle Lysol?

Ball-busting on being an idiot to get laid is certainly welcomed for humor and conversation. All advice is invited.

Can't really get rid of it, it has to go away on it's own.
Next time smear a finger right on her upper lip.
Prevention is key

Pardon me nugget but rub a little Vicks Vap-O-Rub on you upper lip and that will be all you smell. I will agree prevention is the key here. DON'T GO BACK!!!

Take a swim at one of the legit swimming pools around town. Not the shitty ones in most health clubs I mean on of the ones where you get the strong smell of chlorine when you walk in.

Garlic! Cures Everything

Use a sink fish on your regions mentioned lololololol. Oh but on a serious more I read the other day that over powering odor usually is bad get yourself checked mister

Interesting point you raise, Nug.
Such a waft to the nose of an SO could be the kiss of death.
Besides a light, natural scent of a woman hanging on, some condoms have a lingering odoire.
Prophylatically speaking, I've used skin moisturizer or hand lotion around mouth and on hands, prior to, to "fill in the pores" thus preventing her nature to embed.
Just thinking out loud, would lemon juice, vinegar, or even an astringent, like witch hazel, help pull an odor out of the "affected areas"?

As several of you allude, the odor could well be the result of bad hygiene, or worse.

Not necessarily, though: About five years ago, I used to leave one of my faves with her scent all over my fingers. Her hygiene was impeccable -- no odor when playtime commenced; nonetheless, she always used to give off a powerful scent when excited.

For the past several years, however, I have not had any such experiences with her. The only explanation I can come up with is a change in her diet, when she embarked upon a fitness kick several years ago.

Oh, hygiene was definitely sub-par. As I mentioned, I ran past several broadly-waving red flags on the way to this predicament.

Now, the bleach bath mentioned above is alliteratively pleasing....

I've heard tomato juice removes skunk spray. Might work skank juice.

And here I was thinking this was a Civil War thread.

Try kerosene. It also takes the sting out of chigger bites and deters pole vaulting Chatos.

Try mixing hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and dishwashing liquid.

How funny! A wiff of the quiff!

It was bad. So bad. Honest to God, I'm shuddering. I got a lot of growing to do. There's one other in this town I had a similar experience, and I thought I was over it. Nope. Ugly unclean flashback.