Review: asian experience

Date: february
Provider: chang
Phone: see website
Email Address: -
URL / Website: http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/34/38161...ro-Kansas-City
City: kansas city
State: Missouri
Address: plaza/brookside area
Appointment Type: Other
Activities: - treated like a king
Session Length: more than an hour
Fee: around $50 plus tip
Hair Length and Color: dark long
Age: mid 20s
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: attactive, well built, maybe 5'5"
Recommendation: Yes

He should be disciplined -- not so much for giving a restaurant review, but for doing it on a chain restaurant. Who cares about PF*cking Chang's? Why don't you do a McDonald's review to follow it up? It is "food" heated up from plastic baggies, which doesn't really qualify as food.

It looks like he's trying to make a point about what he perceives to be folks getting BCD credit for bad reviews or something. I'm not sure what he's going after but this review is BS none the less.

Thank you for catching the satirical point. There are currently at least three active threads of Asian places in JOCO that are legit where nothing happened, with many replies. It is my belief such "reviews" are submitted in hopes of getting credit for them.

I love creative writers, especially satirical ones.

Thank you for catching the satirical point. There are currently at least three active threads of Asian places in JOCO that are legit where nothing happened, with many replies. It is my belief such "reviews" are submitted in hopes of getting credit for them. Originally Posted by 03flhrci

What we need is more jokes. Let's have some more laughs.

JR

Hilarious! People take themselves too seriously.

Damn! I'm always in the mood for asian...I'm heading there now. And, if I'm still in the mood after sushi, I'll probably head over for some greek. Now, if anyone knows of a place that offers asian, greek, and russian...let me know! Variety is the spice of life...but a little salt and pepper goes a long way!

Hey 03, I very much liked your "review". There's not enough humor in this world. Of the three active threads on joco asian massage establishments only one is listed as a review and I very much doubt the mods gave credit for a review where nothing happened. I do think threads regarding legit mp's are good for the exchange of information. In my experience most licensed mp's don't provide any extras although a few do. I rely heavily on information obtained on this site for my activities. So, although I am most interested in mp's who provide extras I am also interested in who doesn't so I can make an informed decision as to where to spend my time and money.

Moved because subject matter was not hobby related.

03, got to luv the humor and thought behind it!

Amazing how some folks totally missed it!

Maybe its been everyone bunkered down because of the snow....check out some of the Texas forums....people need to just smile and not take everything so serious!

Thank you for catching the satirical point. There are currently at least three active threads of Asian places in JOCO that are legit where nothing happened, with many replies. It is my belief such "reviews" are submitted in hopes of getting credit for them. Originally Posted by 03flhrci

What makes you think that is the goal? And even if it is the goal, nothing says that they actually WILL get credit. I've posted lots of reviews that didn't qualify for credit. It's all information.


Edited to make ROS private

I think it is almost as valuable to know which places are legit as which are not. At least I won't have to waste money on a legit massage if I'm actually looking for more.

So does this give happy endings like happy meals